WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE COMING TO HURT ME!?!

I just realized Alastor died in 1933 and chocolate chip cookies were invented in 1938.

Man has NEVER had a chocolate chip cookie.

I-

Snek- Danger Noodle, if you will…

Do you guys think Alastor can get fleas? And he's just like "god damn it I got fleas again." Like it's just his version of Lice?

Doing the online OSHA courses are so FUCKING BORING BRO!

IT'S THE MOST MIND NUMBING SHIT IT'S ALL JUST BASIC COMMON SENSE!

Although I guess it's understandable a lot of people seem to struggle with basic common sense.

Grant's videos are just him yelling at people about their poor financial decisions lol

Studio members if they were to have TikTok accounts

Henry: posts art SpeedPaints and art tips

Joey: posts literally anything inspirational or involving dreams

Susie: posts voice acting tips and tutorials on how to sing better

Sammy: posts videos of him making images of cats with music notes and then playing said masterpiece

Wally: "HEY LOOK AT THIS" and it's just a bunch of stunts and cool shit that is probably or probably not illegal

Norman: posts tutorials on how to repair things

Ooh! I like these ideas!

Last song: Good Enough For God by Citizen Soldier

Favorite Color: constantly changes but right now it's Black

Last book: Chains by Laurie Halse Anderson

Last movie: Footloose

Last tv show: 2012 TMNT (I was rewatching some of my favorite shows as a kid)

Sweet/spicy/savory: it's a tie between sweet and savory

Relationship status: single

Last thing I googled: Mouse P.I. For Hire (I'm really excited about the game)

Current obsession: mostly all the BATIM games but I'm also really into vintage shows like Betty Boop and old Hollywood movies. I'm also obsessed with Weirdcore and Dreamcore

Looking forward to: the second season of Hazbin Hotel, the Mouse P.I. game, and The Bendy Movie

Tagging: @ask-the-dancing-demon @pipesflowforeverandever @hornets-nest666 @qftim-c

(y'all don't gotta, I just really like your blogs and wanna know a bit more about y'all)

ten people i'd like to get to know better

tagged by: @megkuna thanks <333

last song: the phantom of the opera

favorite color: muted green

last book: uhhhhhh oh man i really need to start reading books

last movie: phantom of the opera which i watched with a friend

last tv show: the original star trek which i also watched with a friend

sweet/spicy/savory: sweet, i love sugar too much

relationship status: single and not looking, i'd rather just have more friends

last thing i googled: "how to know if skincare routine is too harsh" my pimples hurt in a Different way now :(

current obsession: probably still mob psycho 100 but it's not what it used to be. yay depression

looking forward to: when my family finally moves into the new house

tagging: @scarecloud69 @disorganised-thoughtss @daneonrainbow @lawful-goof @officialkarinuzumaki @leo-probably @vychodocech @umkayonninay @mocha-blossom @spageddy29 no pressure though <3

Just brushed my teeth for the first time in 2 & 1/2 weeks, feeling proud of myself.

Feeling good, feeling clean, gonna reward myself with some grapes later <3

I like to think that when Sammys from different AUs interact they all just lose braincells and become chaotic idiots lmao

Imagine if people today used early 1900's slang

Like just imagine

"we're totally gonna drink that giggle water tonight Britney!"

"Yeah bitch, but if we wanna get to them cute boys we gotta get a wiggle on"

"alright let's go! Hopefully Jessica didn't show up she's such a Abercrombie"

"and a dead hoofer too"

(I looked these up please don't crucify me if some of them are incorrect or mean something else)

Children's cough syrup if you could consume it in large quantities

That's what this drink is

I like it