Jisung, Stroking Minho’s Hair: You’re So Cute

Quotes from UNO: The movie

“There is no happiness. There is no joy.”

“Just fuckin do it.”

“What does it matter?”

“I haven’t seen my wife in two weeks.”

“STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!! STOP!!!”

“Ah, you slut!”

“You’ve got to be shitting the fuck out of me.”

“Kill me.”

Jeremy calls his wife to tell her he’s locked in a two and a half hour game of Uno- “I’ll be home when I can be home.”

“The game is braking down.”

“You fucking whore.”

“YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS.” “THANK YOU.” -door slams-

“It’s the Uno credit song! It was Geoff’s idea!”

You only truly grow as a woman when you realize that other girls are not, and never have been, your competition.

damn Calum’s morning voice

HE’S TRYING TO PROTECT US ALL BEFORE THE ORANGE CHEETO TAKES OVER 

Here are some articles confirming these plans that go against trump’s future presidency

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y'all, focus on Calum’s background i think it’s fricking Ashton im

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i’m laughing at the concept of immortal fake ah crew deciding to hide their immortality and this leading to shenanigans 

like jeremy fucking laughs the first time somebody shoots him in the chest, just a full-blown giggle you’d expect from a four year old, and then he’s like oh shit right and falls over dramatically like something out of the three stooges

gavin gets “killed” one weekend and then a few days later his killer sees him at a fucking stop-n-shop or something and gavin spends a full twenty minutes convincing the guy that he’s his own twin

michael gets stabbed in the stomach and is immediately like “i just GOT this FUCKING SHIRT– i mEAN OW, OH NO, I’VE BEEN STABBED, I’M DEFINITELY BLEEDING OUT RIGHT NOW, THAT’S WHAT’S HAPPENING, OH THE INHUMANITY” (”laying it on a little thick there, michael,” lindsay says)

ray gets shot and is basically like sweet naptime and fucking very carefully settles down on the sidewalk and strips off his hoodie and bundles it under his head like a pillow and dozes off ray does this every time he gets injured under the pretense that it might have killed me if i was mortal you don’t know (ray you got shot in the foot wake the hell up)

whenever jack gets “killed” and is later seen by the person who killed her, she staunchly insists she’s a ghost (”i’m here to haunt your ass for the rest of eternity, fucker”)

geoff and ryan get taken by a rival gang and ryan is shot in the chest; ryan immediately looks down at himself with a sad face and goes “aww.” (he’s wearing his “normal guy” shirt; geoff’s kind of glad it’s ruined now) geoff gives ryan a pointed look and ryan blinks, then clutches at his chest and starts to fucking monologue “Had I but time–as this fell sergeant, death, is strict in his arrest–” (”ryan, what.”) “But let it be. Horatio, I am dead–” (”then fucking die already, what are you doing, is that hamlet”) “aND IN THIS HARSH WORLD DRAW THY BREATH IN PAIN TO TELL MY STORY–” geoff ends up wrestling the gun from the gang member so he can shoot ryan again look, ryan has to use that theater experience somehow

me : *sighs* what is life? 

 otp : *enters* hello, bitch