Futilitarian

I spent like 3 weeks trying to come up with a cute pun and still came up empty. it's still great though.

Can someone tell me if this looks cool or if it’s a sinkhole that I’ve already wasted too many hours on..? It’s supposed to represent rot consuming fresh greens. Compost lesbians, if you will.

What are some genderfluid alternatives to ranch?

it's incomprehensible how much of my brainpower is spent CONSTANTLY THINKING ABOUT SUCKING DICK

Is there like a cure for constantly being horny?

It's been -78 days since the last day i didn't randomly think about gay sex and that's only if you count the day i realized i didn't think about gay sex which is still technically thinking about gay sex. If you don't I have no clue what it's like to not have your thoughts filled with AGGRESSIVE GAYNESS.

I was wearing my glasses i just read it differently than the words that existed

As soon as my body starts to malfunction or fail me/become weak/fragile I'm rerolling

I have no idea what this lettuce is doing here but the rest is cute.

https://www.instagram.com/sotce?igsh=MThjMTAwOGFrZnU1Mg==

What if we kissed in the field of eyes?

FOOF

What are some genderfluid alternatives to ranch?

please god help me i got toothpaste in my hair and it's not coming out

Now why do i feel the need to write this as an early 2000s romcom?

An asexual and an aromantic would make the worst odd couple imaginable.

Literally incapable of reconciling their differences or even feeling what the other person feels. They're good friends but neither of them understand the context clues the other is sending. One is always screwing the neighbors and the other is constantly confused when their attempts to romance a brick wall bear no fruits.

Easily the worst fucking sitcom possible. Every single scene is uncomfortable. None of the jokes land. nothing ever gets resolved. "But at least normal people would understand ace/aero better as a result", the marketing team pitches! Only to find out that the sitcom actually makes people understand them worse.

Runs a good first season and is immediately canceled with a cliffhanger ending