Please God Help Me I've Had Spazzmatica Polka Stuck In My Head For Almost 48 Hours And The Only Thing

What are some genderfluid alternatives to ranch?

its a moral obligation to kiss boymoders and call them cute girly names until they HATCHf

A MORAL OBLIGATION!

Candy cigarettes that actually taste like cigarettes

You see an eldritch creature with a million million eyes. Neither of you speak but you know it's love when you look up, and you see through his eyes looking through your eyes at his eyes. For a brief, beautiful moment before you're both blinded by a recursive loop your eyes meet.

You curl up next to him to snuggle the void-flesh at the base of the mound and call him "Daddy Aliya" because you've seen what he sees and you know each one of those eyes is watching the world through another man's life. To him every second is an eternity's worth of experiences; you are not sure if he even notices.

Stir fry

2tbsp soy sauce

2 garlic cloves

1 tsp rice vinegar

1tsp sesame oil 2tbsp canola oil(give or take) an unspecified but large quantity of red pepper flakes add sauce of your choice towards the end, i.e. sweet Thai chili sauce Vegetables and/or meat of your choice

I have no idea what this lettuce is doing here but the rest is cute.

https://www.instagram.com/sotce?igsh=MThjMTAwOGFrZnU1Mg==

I spent like 3 weeks trying to come up with a cute pun and still came up empty. it's still great though.

Can someone tell me if this looks cool or if it’s a sinkhole that I’ve already wasted too many hours on..? It’s supposed to represent rot consuming fresh greens. Compost lesbians, if you will.

I was wearing my glasses i just read it differently than the words that existed

As soon as my body starts to malfunction or fail me/become weak/fragile I'm rerolling

Samus Aran (Metroid Series)

why the fuck does my mother move so much of my stuff it's always "I WOULD MOVE THAT SO YOU DONT LOSE IT" and then she moves it and i can't fucking FIND IT where the FUCK is my PEN FOR My TABLET