Is There Like A Cure For Constantly Being Horny?

🥺 i had a dream i was a princess

i mean i was trapped on a desert island and had 5 days before i ran out of water but i was a princess

Since somehow this website is less of a cesspool than twitter even with 90% of its userbase gone and there is literally no other social media platform actually suited to posting completely random thoughts with zero refrain I dug out this 10 year old account to do exactly that.

It only took me 4 months to do step 1.

The best part about cleaning out your office is finding all the random post its and not remembering a single thing about why any of it was ever written down. My head is pounding, I'm dizzy, and I'm sitting here staring at a barely legible post it wondering what the fuck does Center of my soul have to do with Schelling's Theory of Rational Deterrence and why they're on the same post it as a grocery list containing the single item of ramen noodles.

"The next time you observe an American robin in your yard, notice how they curiously tilt their heads. They do this to listen for juicy worms."

wake up babe the robins can hear your brainworms and they're after you

I found rusty paperclip on the college campus yesterday. I picked it up because it reminded me of myself.

i fucking love this

Iso-puppy

I misread that as "getting wrapped around a tree at 100" mph somehow and all i can think is about drifting a dodge viper in the rain.

As soon as my body starts to malfunction or fail me/become weak/fragile I'm rerolling

Reminds me of the time i was keeping time to the air conditioner in college. it operates in 2/2 time at 30bpm

>listening to nin

>hear a new layer to song ive relistened to over and over

>"wow i cant believe i never noticed this before! i wonder what kind of synth he used. its very forboding in a specific way only nin can achieve"

>pause song to write post praising nin

>the synth specifically keeps playing despite the rest of the song being paused

>look outside window

>garbage truck