It had been a rough night for the Batfamily. Patrol was exhausting, and everyone was in a foul mood. Bruises, exhaustion, and frustration lingered as they entered the manor, ready to crash—until something unexpected caught their attention.
On the kitchen counter sat an assortment of fresh pastries, neatly arranged with a small note beside them:
"Help yourselves. You could all use something sweet after tonight."
Curious (and hungry), they hesitated only a moment before grabbing a bite. Damian took a cookie, Jason opted for a scone, Tim picked up a muffin, and Dick grabbed whatever looked the softest. Bruce, though reluctant at first, eventually took one as well.
Silence fell as they chewed. Then—
“Damn,” Jason muttered, already reaching for another. “This is actually good.”
“‘Actually’?” Tim scoffed, taking another bite of his muffin. “This is amazing.”
“Alfred outdid himself,” Dick added, grinning.
Hearing his name, Alfred entered the kitchen just in time. “I’m pleased you enjoyed them, Master Richard, though I’m afraid I cannot take credit.”
The family blinked.
“…Then who did?” Bruce asked.
Alfred gave a knowing smile. “That would be Miss (Y/N). I’ve been giving her lessons while you lot are out on patrol.”
A beat of silence.
“You mean our (Y/N)?” Damian asked, eyes narrowing slightly.
“The one who can barely make toast without setting off the fire alarm?” Tim added in disbelief.
Alfred merely nodded, and the brothers exchanged glances before looking at the pastries with renewed appreciation.
Jason smirked. “So what you’re saying is, if we ask nicely, she might make more?”
And that was how you found yourself suddenly bombarded with requests for sweets—Jason asking for scones, Tim dropping hints about coffee cake, Dick attempting the puppy-dog eyes for more cookies, and even Damian begrudgingly requesting a specific type of tart.
Bruce didn’t say anything, but the way he took an extra muffin the next morning spoke volumes.
Alfred, of course, just sipped his tea with a knowing smile.
can u do more alpha jason stuff pls? maybe he nests fem!omega reader? pls n thank u
The fact I'm about to write another fic on a subject I know very little about. My search history is going to be concerning.
Love the idea, it'll probably be posted later tonight since I have nothing else going on.
Sinc so many people seem to like my ABO Jason Todd fic and Batfam fic, should I make more of them?
Their relationship is a mix of grumpy x sunshine energy. Hal loves teasing Bruce, while Bruce pretends to be annoyed (but secretly enjoys it).
Hal constantly pushes Bruce out of his comfort zone, dragging him to spontaneous trips and adventures. Bruce acts reluctant but usually ends up having a good time.
Bruce shows his love through actions—patching up Hal after fights, upgrading his flight suit, or silently standing by his side after tough missions.
Hal flirts with Bruce constantly, even in front of the Justice League, just to see him roll his eyes.
When they argue, it's usually over risk-taking—Bruce thinks Hal is reckless, and Hal thinks Bruce is too cautious. But they always find a middle ground.
Hal likes sneaking little green light constructs—like hearts or winking faces—into Bruce’s peripheral vision during League meetings, trying to break his serious facade.
Despite his stoic nature, Bruce trusts Hal with parts of himself he doesn't share with anyone else. Hal, in turn, feels grounded by Bruce’s steady presence.
They have an unspoken “no gifts” rule for holidays, but Hal breaks it every time with something ridiculous—like a bat-themed flight jacket or green-lantern-colored cufflinks.
Bruce pretends to hate PDA, but if someone looks at Hal the wrong way, he’ll subtly pull him closer.
Late at night, after long missions, they sit on the Watchtower, looking at Earth through the observation windows—no words needed, just quiet companionship.
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Oh. my. everything!!!!
I just got around to reading chapter 2 (was my b-day yesterday, so I've been busy :]), and I love it!!!
Seeing Croc as a mentor wasn't what I expected, but I love that so much!! Him, and probably Harley would be the ones who would have been the best mentors out of the rouges gallery. Imo at least
Now that just makes me think of what Duck's relation is with all the villains. Ofc, Joker can go die in a ditch, but like, would Harley and Ivy be like, aunties towards Duck? Or at least friendly on the most part?
I'm sure Selena would be, considering they've got a cat themselves!
I just imagine, that Duck is like, the only one Croc tolerates being near, or accidentally touching him, after they've known each other for a long while.
Keep up the amazing work! And remember to hydrate! <3 <3
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BUNNY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! HOPE IT WAS A GOOD DAY!
I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHEN I SAY YOU'VE READ MY MIND. I HAVE A LIST OF HOW THE VILLIANS WOULD TREAT DUCK.
If you want that list, I can and will post it, much like the Batfam list.
I would have to say that Croc, Ivy, Harley, and Selina were probably the main 4 to teach Duck the ways, with the others teaching Duck every once in awhile but none of them where ever mean!
I can tell you this, the rouges all fucking love Duck would do anything for them!
They see someone hurting Duck badly in a fight? They are on the person's ass in 0.5 seconds.
Also, Selina was def the one that gifted Duck their cat once they became their own villain. I could see Ivy giving them some plants that don't need much taking care of while Harley would gift them some weapons or a book on how to analyze people.
Croc would probably just give them a pat on the back or something and say "proud of you" but is their biggest supporter. Duck can go to him, or anyone else, for help or for anything really.
Also, side note, AUTOCORRECT KEPT CHANGING DUCK TO FUCK SO IF I MISSED ONE, LET ME KNOW. 😭
Oh I am most definitely implying that they like to cause chaos and trouble!
I read "Villainy, Coffee and other minor inconveniences", and the 'duckmaster of disaster' just made me think of the untitled goose phrase 'its a lovely day in the town, and you are a horrible goose' :D
In terms of nicknames, I'm maybe a bit biased, but I like Duck, or something akin to that. The duckmaster of disaster just stuck with me for some reason
And I'll come back to you with scenario ideas, since I need to get my thoughts in order.
Keep up the great work, and keep yourself hydrated!
First off, I can tell you're gonna be one of my fav anons so feel free to give yourself an emoji to make it easier to know who I'm talking to!
Second, that phase is the embodiment of our lovely Neglected!Villain!Reader. I do like the nickname but if you have any other ideas, tell me!
I also look forward to any ideas you have! It might help come up with ideas to write about as this is not a fully flushed story yet so anything can happen!
This is where you can find every fic I've currently written for different fandoms!
This is still a work in progress but wanted to make it easier for myself and others to find the fics I've written thus far. Please be patient while I get it figured out. Thanks!
Edit: I tried to make it more organized, gave up. That will be a laters problem when I have more fics posted and it gets confusing.
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DCxDP Fics:
Blood and Ectoplasm
Batfam Fics:
Operation: Sweet Tooth
Valentine's Day
3am Crackfic
Batbaby
Dadman: Rise of Cringe Pt.2
Bruce x Hal:
Headcanons
Caffine and Capes
John Constantine:
John x Witch!Reader
Alpha!Jason Todd:
Safe in His Scent
Wrapped in Red
Burning for You
More Than Enough
Dick Grayson (Nightwing):
Tilt-a-Heart
Duke Thomas:
Golden Hour
Superman:
A Quiet Retreat
Logan Howlette (Wolverine):
Not the Celebrating Type
Just This Once
Cabin Quiet, Cabin Warm
Oswald Cobblepot (Penguin):
One for the Birds
Flynn Rider:
A Birthday Fit for a Thief
MHA:
Your Name Was Hope (shigaraki x reader)
Burnt Bridges (dabi x reader)
Yoo skull how are ya? Also love this whole thing you got going! Also question do you write Duke Thomas?
I can if that is what you want! just pick from the menu of where I have the different pastries (genres) I can bake!
The name "Duck" had followed you for years, a small, unexpected part of the legacy you built—one that you didn’t quite understand back then, but now, as a fully-fledged villain, it made all the sense in the world.
It wasn’t a loud, grand name, or one that screamed power. It was quiet, unnoticed by most, just like you had been. And perhaps that was the charm of it. The sound of it felt like a soft whisper, a reminder of where you started and how far you’d come. It wasn’t about the grandeur, the attention, or the recognition that they had all failed to give you. It was about something simple. Something you could control.
The first time you’d heard it, you were barely twelve, sneaking through the wet, grimy streets of Gotham, following Croc and his crew down into the sewers. They’d told you it was a joke at first. The way you waddled after them, not quite a threat but eager and always trailing behind like a duckling in the shadows.
That had been the moment the name stuck.
But how did it all start?
You leaned back in your chair now, letting the weight of the memory sink in. You weren’t the same naive kid you once were—chasing validation from people who never even cared to look at you. Now, as you sat in the middle of your own chaotic empire, the name didn’t feel like a joke anymore. It felt like a symbol. A testament to the quiet and steady growth of your plans.
But it all started the day you got grounded.
You had been there, sitting in the Batcave, eyes fixed on the screen in front of you, outlining a plan. Another disaster was unfolding in Gotham, and once again, you had seen it coming. It was easy, really—too easy. The way you had tracked the patterns, mapped out the potential escape routes, made sure everything would play out perfectly if you followed the right script.
You had presented it to them, as usual—quietly, carefully, just a small note on the edge of a conversation.
But it was ignored. Again.
They were too busy arguing, too caught up in the rush of being heroes to take a minute to listen to you. It wasn’t anything new. But this time, you could feel it—feel the sting of your constant invisibility.
You had a plan. You had something real to offer. And all it got you was a cold shoulder.
It wasn’t until the mission went south that anyone noticed. The hostage situation had escalated quickly. The building collapsed, lives were lost, and they were scrambling. But no one took the time to check why it had happened in the first place, why your plan was never followed through.
“Why didn’t you see this coming?” Bruce’s voice had been cold, his disappointment cutting sharper than any weapon.
“Are you sure that’s all you have to say?” You had asked, biting your tongue, your voice low. But Bruce didn’t even glance at you.
It wasn’t a question, it was a statement.
After that, the grounding was inevitable. You were sent to your room, the doors locked, no one listening to you when you said you had a better way, no one even asking what you had to say.
You had spent the rest of that evening staring at the walls of your room, the reality of being ignored sinking in. Alone. Always alone.
But that night, the first of many escapes, was when you decided to make your move.
When they thought you were sleeping in the comfort of your bed, you slipped out. No alarms. No loud noises. Just a small slip through the window, down the ivy growing next to the windeo sill and into the shadows of the night you went. The mansion wasn’t your home, it was a gilded cage. So, you ran.
You had learned, over the years, the paths no one else knew about—the secret tunnels beneath the mansion, hidden entrances that the Wayne family had forgotten long ago. You knew the streets of Gotham like the back of your hand, but tonight, you weren’t headed there. You were headed underground.
The sewers.
It was where the real world lived. Gotham’s villains made their home in the depths of the city, far away from the pristine walls of Wayne Manor. It was there, in the muck and the grime, that you had first encountered him—Killer Croc.
You weren’t sure what had drawn you to him, but you had always felt a strange pull toward the criminal underworld. Maybe it was the way they operated outside the rules, the way they didn’t apologize for their existence.
The first time you saw Croc, he was a giant in the dark, his scales catching the little light that filtered into the sewers. He had been talking to some other low-level crooks, and you’d been careful to stay out of sight.
But then his gaze landed on you.
“You,” he said, his voice gravelly, like the rumble of an earthquake, “You’re the kid from the mansion, ain’t you?”
Your heart had stopped for a second. There was nowhere to hide now. But you didn’t back down.
“Yeah. So?”
He chuckled darkly, shaking his head. “You don’t belong up there, kid. You want to learn how to really survive? You follow me.”
It wasn’t an invitation. It was a command.
And you followed.
Over time, Killer Croc had become your first true mentor. He wasn’t interested in your background or where you came from. He didn’t care that you were just a kid trying to escape the shadows of a family that ignored you. All he saw was potential—a survival instinct that matched his own.
He taught you the ways of the underworld—how to move silently, how to navigate the city's forgotten paths, how to get what you needed without anyone noticing. Most of all, he taught you to be ruthless. In Gotham, if you showed weakness, you didn’t survive.
And you would survive.
It was Croc who had given you the name “Duck.”
He’d laughed the first time he said it, his large form towering over you in the dark. You had been trailing behind him again, always just a little too eager, always one step behind.
“Look at you, duckin’ and weavin’ through this city,” he had said, a grin spreading across his scarred face. “Little duckling followin’ after the big bad croc, huh?”
At first, you had bristled, wanting to argue. But then you realized, there was something strangely fitting about it. You were small. You were quiet. You moved through the shadows, unnoticed, until you weren’t.
The name stuck, and you wore it like a badge. It was your first taste of being something more than invisible. You were a part of something now, even if it wasn’t the Batfamily.
And so, Duck was born. Not a victim of neglect, but a force in the making.
As the days turned into weeks, you grew into your new identity. Croc had been your first real ally, but you wouldn’t stop there. There were others. Poison Ivy, Riddler, Harley—each teaching you their ways, their tricks, and their mindset. And with each lesson, the name Duck became less of a joke and more of a promise.
You weren’t the Batfamily’s forgotten child anymore.
Now, you were something far worse.
As you stood now in your lair, the name still with you, the memories came flooding back. Croc had seen something in you that the Batfamily never did. And while the world might’ve called you a sidekick, a follower, a mistake—they had no idea what you were truly capable of.
“Duck,” you whispered to yourself, a small smile tugging at the corner of your lips. “It’s time they remembered who I am.”
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Alpha Jason my beloved
It’s so good omgg
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I'll have you know that trying to figure out how to write Jason as an alpha actually killed me a little.
I refuse to read any omegaverse fics and yet, I just broke that rule for that fic.
Y'ALL SHOULD BE HAPPY cause there is little chance I will write another, unless it's a very good prompt. We'll see....
BUT I'M GLAD YOU LIKED IT.
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