Yeah If Youre A Pedo Politely Fuck Off, I Dont Want You Anywhere Near Me Or My Blog/page Whatever You

yeah if youre a pedo politely fuck off, i dont want you anywhere near me or my blog/page whatever you call this.

that's the nicest I'll ever be to you.

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

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6 months ago

Thomas shelby x male reader drabble thingy idk

I've started watching peaky blinders and Im ill which made me think of this and it wont go away so now it's everyone else's problem too.

I've only watched one season so far so might bot be accurate to his character but im trying ;-;

warnings?: mentions of war, scars (not SH), possible PTSD stuff?? violence, alcohol, swearing...im really bad at warnings but i think that's everything unless you need a warning for the french too (jk)

Thomas Shelby X Male Reader Drabble Thingy Idk

Thinking about Thomas Shelby who owes you a favour. You own your own little group of miscreants but you dont deal with guns or betting, you grew a hate for guns after the war and made a rule to anyone who entered your pub that no guns were allowed. And you didn't do betting because there was too mich competition and dick measuring going on.

What you did deal in and make a living off of, was information, connections, you knew how to get things and what people had done behind closed doors, you were the eyes and ears in the walls. So of course Thomas had come to you for information, but he knew you wouldn't give it for free which is why he offered you a favour.

"anythin you want...any time, just for the information on the blokes I wrote down on that paper"

He says to you, and you take the offer, having the favour of a peaky blinder was valuable.

But what you weren't prepared for was how you'd use this favour.

It's late at night, your group had gotten into some trouble, a fight with another group that you'd prodded the bear with too much. You loose a few of your men, and that bothered you but what shook you the most out of your calm composure was the use of guns in that fight, the ringing was still in your ears as you stood outside Thomas Shelby's door.

When he opens the door you dont even greet him, just blurt out.

"im cashing in that favour. "

To which he raises an eyebrow but lets you in anyways, waiting silently as he tries to neaten his hair, messed up by a rough sleepless night.

"fuck......can i stay?...just for the night?"

You quickly realise how that sounds and sigh before trying to fix it.

"shit, not like that...i just...i just need to hear a heartbeat that isn't my own"

And somehow you got the great Thomas Shelby to agree on your favour, he convinces himself that it's just a favour, that it doesn't mean anything. But the fact you came to him instead of anyone else almost warmed his cold heart. He knew how it felt when the war wouldn't leave, when it made a home in your head and buried itself deep into your bones so that when they creak all you remember are the cries of your comrades.

So there you are, settled on his bed with your head on his chest, listening to the soft thuds of his heart. Your arms are tucked closely to yourself, trying to have the only contact being your head on his chest because this was humiliating enough as it was.

Your eyes close as you focus on the sound of his heart, it drowns out the sound of guns from both today's fight and the war, the sound of your own heart beating too fast because your body seems to still think there's a frenchman nearby and waiting with another gun.

You don't even realise you fell asleep until you wake up to the unfortunate reality that people tend to move in their sleep, finding your arms entwined around Thomas, your legs tangled with his.

Thomas himself was just as surprised when he hadn't heard any shovels that night and then awoke to see his hand ever so gently cradling your head to his chest, almost as a reflex he brushes his thumb across your shortly cropped hair. His eyes trail down, only now noticing the scars from war across your back and arms, he almost touched them and would've if he didn't know that it would probably wake you up.

You both untangled yourselves and lay apart and in silence when you were more awake.

"....this never happened."

You both agree in silence, knowing what would happen if anyone found out as well as the risk of getting attached which was never even thought about by either of you.

It was never spoken of again, both of you going back to just business, you almost forgot about it too.

Until you were sat in your pub, drinking peacefully with the chatter of the men, only to be disturbed when Thomas Shelby walks in, looking more unnaproachable than usual, he makes a beeline for you and murmurs something you weren't expecting.

"i need a heartbeat"

and it clicked, it was like an accidental secret code because no-one else knew what happened that night.


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1 year ago

surgery to remove a large meningioma and radiation chemotherapy. The recovery time for this type of procedure is a minimum of two months. I am employed as a bartender and will have no income during the recovery period. Donations will go towards living expenses when I am unable to work. Your contributions will be greatly appreciated! Please donate whatever you can. MY GOAL IS: $1800 DONATIONS & REBLOGS ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED THANKS 👏

Hello. Unfortunately I'm unable to donate, but I hope your recovery goes smoothly. Make sure to get enough rest although im pretty sure your doctors have already told you that lol :]


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6 months ago

help me find this song plz!

ive got this song stuck in my head and i cant find it anywhere!

it kinda sounds french with a woman singing it and she says something but i cant make out what maybe something like "it's you"?

and then it goes really soft, almost classical?? think uhh a drawn out violin sound?

la la la laaa lala la lalala la

kinda like that if it makes sense lol like they are saying the "lala"


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7 months ago

demon pokedex

Rin Would Absolutely Believe Whatever ChatGPT Tells Him
Rin Would Absolutely Believe Whatever ChatGPT Tells Him
Rin Would Absolutely Believe Whatever ChatGPT Tells Him
Rin Would Absolutely Believe Whatever ChatGPT Tells Him

Rin would absolutely believe whatever ChatGPT tells him


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8 months ago

i got recession 💀 im sorry everyone. my bad 🖐😔 the office made a mistake

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

7 months ago
This Was Me At The Ass Crack Of Dawn And I Have No Regrets And Shall Continue To Do So.
This Was Me At The Ass Crack Of Dawn And I Have No Regrets And Shall Continue To Do So.

this was me at the ass crack of dawn and i have no regrets and shall continue to do so.

4 months ago

I dont want to see his stupid face again

what if i end up falling for him even more

5 months ago

Cosplaying a black character

is it allowed? don't come and like send me death threats or anything, i just want to know because i think ekko is fuckin awesome.

because I've seen black cosplayers do white characters (which is fair since there ain't many black characters in like anime and shit)

but is it allowed the other way round? like im not gonna do blackface or dumb shit like that, just like his outfit and his face paint.

if it's not allowed then does anyone know an arcane character that has a buzz cut? preferably a dude but eh.🤷‍♂️

im asking because i don't have money for wigs and can't be arsed growing out my hair just for a cosplay lmao.


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5 months ago

Man i love arcane, the art is absolute perfection

but....

Man I Love Arcane, The Art Is Absolute Perfection

this? ^??? this fills me with rage because WHY THE FUCK IS HIS HAIR WHITE BUT HIS BEARD STAYS THE SAME!??!!

HE GOES TO THE SPIRITUAL VOID OF GAYNESS AND HIS BEAR JUST CAN'T BE ARSED TO CHANGE TO WHITE TOO???

WHY??


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