Legal First Name: British

love the new ghibli protagonist. what a little freak (affectionate). he has NO chill. a kid shoves him at the start of the movie and he instantly tackles them and proceeds to fight his entire class. he bashed his head in with a rock and tried to walk it off. the bird in his garden was doing funny things and he instantly starts making plans to murder it. was ready to beat the shit out of that pelican. i just know if he was allowed to curse he would have called that heron a bitch ass mother fucker. mahito was NOT fucking around.

i feel like we dont talk enough about lemony snicket canonical anxiety disorder its incredibly funny as a concept and i want to think about it more. like i think he has ptsd but also apparently he has felt Nervousness And Dread like. literally forever. and i think that counts as an anxiety disorder lemony

Update :/

they're trying to break out i can hear them

(whiteknuckling the edges of my mechanical keyboard) I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not

god i hate writing for this stupid fucking fandom.

no one knows what the hell is going on. the timeline is all over the place. my favourite character (wet cat archaeologist with visions) gets taken into custody and we never see her again. no one ages. those Fuckass Drones break the laws of physics so hard I have to add magic into the worldbuilding so it doesn't all fall down

a little detail i noticed

Vis's surname at the start of TWOTM is Solus, meaning "one", "sole", "lonely". Presumably, this is a standard surname given to kids in orphanages.

Throughout the book are constant references to his identity issues: the constant lying, his relationship to his names and titles (Vis/Diago, the Telimus surname, the title of Catenicus), everything about the Suus beach episode, etc.

And in addition, the book ends with us seeing multiple versions of him across what seems to be different dimensions.

Here's the synopsis for the sequel, The Strength Of The Few:

Essentially, he goes from having a name that means "lone" to being more than one. I dig the irony (intentional or not.)

Ma'am this is the space restaurant we only serve bumpy fruit and severed tentacle

you'd think that people in the Alan Walker Cinematic Universe would be a little more skeptical. but instead they're like "oh they're funding the archaeological excavations!! they're collaborating with the US Government to rebuild humanity after the solar storm, they can't be that bad!!1!"

mate: they're literally called Red Nexus

that's like the most evil-corporation-sounding name of all time.

"yeah after my major, history-rewriting archaeological discoveries i will be taking funding from the Evil Science Laboratory that does Unethical Experiments (and also held my old professor in captivity)"

- Statements dreamed up by the Utterly Deranged

and guess when they were founded??

in nineteen-eighty-fucking-four -- year of our lord Jor Jor Wel!!! wake UP sheeple they're going to brainwash you all (and do other bad things presumably)

(wakes up) I should be writing

(in class) I should be writing

(having lunch) I should be writing

(waiting for the bus) I should be writing

(at home) I should be doing my homework

(not doing homework) I should be writing

(opens laptop)

(stares at empty Obsidian page)

(thinks about a Concept for some time)

(scrolls through social media)

(gets ready for bed)

(in bed) I should be writi

god forbid writers do anything

(whiteknuckling the edges of my mechanical keyboard) I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not