World Domination Plans

*INTJ is quietly making homemade ice cream when INFP comes into the kitchen*

INFP: hey INTJ. I heard that all INTJs had world domination plans... Is it true?

INTJ: Well. I did once. But it was just a phase.

INFP: Wait, WHAT?!

INTJ: It was half-baked and I really didnt have enough money and resources to actually pull it off.

INFP: Where is it now?!

INTJ: I gave it to ENTP and INTP. They were bored and they wanted something to do in their free time.

INFP: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

INTJ: Let's just say, I found something better to do.

INFP: Making homemade ice cream?!

INTJ: ENFP said she loves adding my homemade ice cream to her homemade brownies. She's having a bad day today. I thought she might like some comfort food.

INFP: aaaaawww. That's so sweet... Wait...

*INFP hears distant screaming. INFP looks out the window.*

INFP: Is that a robot army?!

INTJ: oh hey. Speak of the devil. They finally did it. And they made modifications. Good for them.

INFP: Is that ENTP and INTP riding a unicorn?

INTJ: *giggle* yeah. That was ENFP's input. Not mine.

INFP: ENFP knows about this too?

INTJ: Yeah, she had a lot of ideas she wanted to add. The unicorn was our compromise.

INFP: Why am I only finding out about this now?!

INTJ: ... IDK... you never asked before.

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Blackwatch: Beginning of the End

Tracer: So, you don't keep in touch with your blackwatch friends?

Genji: No

Tracer: How come?

Mercy: He likes US better.

Genji: *Blushes and stares at Angela*

Tracer: Yeah. Sure. "US".

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Meanwhile:

*Blackwatch spies on Genji. They are crying*

McCree: What happened to "Bros before hoes"? Genji. That's it! I'm calling Ashe.

Moira: If a sexy doctor is all you wanted, you could've just asked!

McCree: Ew.

Reyes: How dare they take my son away from me! I'm going to destroy overwatch!!

McCree: Wait what?!

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Jeff: Introducing the new overwatch archives event "OVERWATCH: SCHISM"

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intjoeshmoe-blog

8 years ago

Dear naturally beautiful women...

Dear naturally beautiful women, don’t wear makeup. You fucking look ridiculously terrible. You don’t need makeup, you beautiful fool.

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intjoeshmoe-blog

7 years ago

Hmmm Talon does need a healer... And I guess he could be considered a rebel... Sure why not.

DOOM&LUCIO

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intjoeshmoe-blog

8 years ago

how tired the mbti types are

esfj: sorta tired

isfj: reasonably tired

enfj: physically tired

istj: tired

isfp: really really tired

estj: tired but still gets shit done

infp: tired and upset

entj: forgot how it was like not to be tired

infj: mentally tired

entp: so fucking tired but didn’t do shit

intp: so tired man, too tired

esfp: more tired than you might think

istp: tired of everything

estp: hella

intj: tired of your shit

enfp: tired of their shit

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6 years ago

ENFP: “I’ve decided I’m going to open my own business, if that doesn’t work I’ll become a chiropractor!” *4 hours later* “actually I’ve decided I’m moving to Germany, see ya!”

INTJ: OK? take care? ... Be back by 10pm?

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7 years ago

Ask me anything

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intjoeshmoe-blog

6 years ago

INTJ / Filipino .... I'm Filipino btw.

Reblog with your MBTI and worst subject

Either worst or least favourite

I have a theory I want to test

INTJ / English

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6 years ago

Ashe and Jesse never dated...

Ashe: That's right, we never dated.

Jesse: what about that one time behind the Dairy Queen?

Ashe: that wasn't dating, Jesse.

Jesse: oh... Well, what about-?

Ashe: Nope. None of those times would be considered as "dating".

Jesse: Oh. Daym. I guess we didn't date after all. ... so uh. Wanna go "Not Dating" with me? I heard there was a Dairy Queen nearby.

Ashe: ... Meh. Sure. B.O.B., don't do anything...

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8 years ago

Meihem on Ice

Junkrat: Tadah!! It’s actual snow! I did it all by myself (with a little help from Roadie) and It’s all for you!! Now you can keep doing all that Ice stuff you do.

Mei: Snow? .... Seriously?

Junkrat: Yeah!

Mei: You do realize that I spent the past few decades in cryostasis, right?

Junkrat: Sure... but I thought--

Mei: It was an endless, crushing darkness.

Mei: cold, and bleak, and suffocating.

Mei: Ice was the tomb I lived in for those years.

Junkrat:... tomb... you say...

Mei: Yeah. I’m taking a break from Ice, right now. But thanks for the snow.

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snow overwatch Mei ice junkrat meihem

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