Jevil: *is Walking Out The Door Holding A Shit Ton Of Bullets And Devilsknifes In His Arms* Alright I

Player: Frisk, what's your gender?

Frisk: What's a gender?

Player: Are you a boy or a girl?

Frisk: Mom, am I a boy or a girl?

Toriel: Not necessarily.

Player: Chara, what's your gender?

Chara: No.

Player: What do you m-

Chara: No.

Player: Kris, what's your gender?

Kris: [flips you off without breaking stride]

Kidnapper: We have your classmate.

Ritsu: …

Kidnapper: I said we have your–

Ritsu: Yeah, I heard you. You have Nagisa. You’re calling me from the hotel just outside of Okinawa and I can tell you your date of birth, social security number, and bank account PINs right now. Are you sure you’d like to play this game?

Kidnapper: Wh–

Ritsu: Oh, and by the way, you are gravely mistaken. You don’t have him. He has you.

Kidnapper: *disconnected screaming*

Ritsu: Heh. That’s my boy.

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Kris comes up to the front of the class and gives Alphys a note. She takes the note and reads the scrawly handwriting. Its says "I'm going to throw up". She looks up from the note to find Kris doing that motion cats make just before it throws up.

Alphys: "NO NO NO!!!!"

Kris: "uh oh....oh no....."

Susie: "what? what's wrong?"

Kris: "I just lost hearing in my left ear...my soul is taking over"

Susie: "what!? now!? what do I do!?"......Kris?.....Kris?"

Kris: "hello! Chalk is not a snack to be eaten"

Susie: "NOOOOOO!!!!!! KRIS COME BACK TO ME!!!!! I KNOW YOUR IN THERE. Bring my Kris back you monster!"

Kris: "hahah I got you, chalk is great"

Susie: "oh thank god"

Bonus:

Susie is injured and cannot fight any longer. She grabs Kris by the shoulders and gives them a little shake. Ralsei goes down hard next to them.

Susie: "Kris! Kris now would be a good time to get all possessed and hallow!"

Ralsei: "Susie no! we can solve this without hurting anyone!"

Susie: "screw that goat boy we need to end this now before one of us dies!"

Susie looks back to Kris to find them lifting their head with no expression at all. They draw their sword and Susie grabs them by the back of the neck and pushes them towards the target.

Susie: "good! good! now KILL"