Bakugo's death vs the reason he died :
Kris introducing Ralsei to Noelle and Berdly for the first time.
Kris: “this is one of my local therapy monsters Ralsei. He is better than all of us and knows it. He’s really nice about it”
Ralsei: “oh hi Kris! I made you this cupcake! Sorry I didn’t make any for your friends I didn’t know you had more lightners coming down here! Hiii im Ralsei!”
Kris: “you keep my world spinning fluff ball”
((Protect Ralsei at all costs))
Stranger Things as some of my favorite TMA transcript quotes
Kris comes up to the front of the class and gives Alphys a note. She takes the note and reads the scrawly handwriting. Its says "I'm going to throw up". She looks up from the note to find Kris doing that motion cats make just before it throws up.
Alphys: "NO NO NO!!!!"
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Bonus:
Susie puts an energy drink in Kris's hand.
Noelle: "oh uh uh no! absolutely not!"
She takes it away from Kris.
Susie: "dude! what's the matter!?"
Noelle: "last time we had to evacuate the school because they got into the ventilation system!"
Flash back to everyone absolutely panicking because Kris has become a terror. The firefighters are fearfully creeping through the school with a large kennel and an animal catch pole. The firefighters are dropped down apon and mauled sending 3 firefighters to the hospital. Kris raids the kitchen and consumes more sugar and caffeine growing in energy, ruling the school as a whole for 6 hours. Scrawling and scratching up the walls along the hallway, smashing out the lights, and kicking in 5 doors.
Susie: ".....oh yea.....DRINK IT AGIAN KRIS THAT SHIT WAS AWESOME!"
Arthur: And I love Past Merlin and Future Merlin.
Merlin: Thank you. But it's a wasted effort. Past Merlin is dead. He dies every second, over and over. Future Merlin never arrives. He's suspended in time forever.
Gwaine: Sometimes you forget how his brain works and then…
[mimes explosion]
Jevil: take me to a museum and make out with me!
Spamton: but they say not to touch the [masterpieces]
Jevil: well someone's gotta pin the art on the wall~
Tasque manager: this is tasque manager, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again!
Kirishima: Have you been yelled at by Y/N yet?
Bakugou: I’m not scared of Y/N.
Kirishima: So, no?
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Y/N: In the name of the Father, son, and Holy ghost
Kaminari: Head, shoulders, knees, and toes
Y/N: Turn up your nose, strike that pose!
Y/N and Kaminari: Hey Macarena!
1-A: GO TO SLEEP
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Bakugou: I’ve sent good vibes your way. They’re coming and there’s no way you can stop them.
Y/N:…..This is the most violent way I’ve been cheered up.
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Y/N: What’s the fear of being murdered called?
Bakugou: …….. common sense.
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Y/N: I wanna give you the world, but I only have, like, 200 yen.
Sero: Come here.
Y/N: *comes closer*
Sero: *hugs you*
Sero: I don’t have any cash on me yet I have the whole world in my arms right now.
Y/N: B R U H
Sero: Bruh.
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Todoroki: How do you want your coffee?
Tokoyami: As dark and bitter as my soul.
Y/N: One glass of milk coming right up!
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Y/N: *t-posing in the dorms* Good morning, parental figure.
Aizawa: Good morning, problem child.
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Y/N: *does something stupid*
Bakugou: Great. I needed another reason to be attracted to you.
Y/N: …what?
Bakugou: ANNOYED! I SAID ANNOYED!
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Y/N: Okay. I have this box. We are going to put what makes us happy into this box.
Ochaco: Can I put Izuku in the box?
Y/N: No.
Ilda: Can we put Midoriya in the box?
Y/N: …No.
Todoroki: Can I-
Y/N: WE’RE NOT PUTTING DEKU IN THE BOX!
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Kaminari: It’s really muggy today.
Y/N: If I go outside and see all our mugs on the lawn, I will kill you.
Kaminari: *Sips coffee from bowl*
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Bakugou: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak, like “look at this fucking flower, this flower is taller than I am, this flower is winning and I’m losing”
Y/N: Wow. You are not ready to hear about trees.
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(i HAVE to add this one)
Canon Izuku: Alright, villain me. Time for you to be defeated once and for all-
Villain Deku: wait wait wait
Villain Deku: I’m baby
Canon Izuku: what does that even mean
Fandom: you can’t do that
Canon Izuku: WHAT
Fandom: he’s baby, you can’t just do that
Canon Izuku: but he’s a villain-
Fandom: well he’s baby so
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Y/N: So Denki just texted me
Y/N: and he says, “so, don’t be worried but I did this stupid thing”
Y/N: And I’m worried cause I already know that he’s a dumbass and has no self control
Y/N: and he tells me, “so i got high and did this thing”
Y/N: and I’m panicking even more
Y/N: and he finally tells me,
Y/N: “I bought a 900 dollar wheel of cheese from France. It should be arriving next week.”
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Y/N: *on the phone* hey, babe. Can you come over?
Bakugou: No, I’m grounded.
Y/N: What the hell are you grounded?
Bakugou: My mom said “son of a bitch” and I yelled HELL YEAH I AM
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Y/N: *wearing Ilda’s glasses* How do I look?
Ilda: I have no idea.
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Y/N: Aizawa just took the wheels from our heelyz. I feel like Lucifer dtripped of his wings.
Sero: I have to walk down the halls like a common wench and I am livid.
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Bakugou: Whatever you’re thinking right now, stop
Y/N: What?
Bakugou: You always make that face when you’re about to say something stupid to piss me off so cut it out-
Y/N: I love you
Bakugou:
Y/N:
Y/N: Also cereal qualifies as a soup
Bakugou: I fucking knew it
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Tokoyami: I can’t believe all these people dressed in black. All-black was my thing, and now everyone’s doing it to be ‘cool’. They’re all posers
Y/N: Tokoyami, I cannot stress this enough. We are at Nighteye’s funeral
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Y/N: I know this is random, but Dom or Sub?
Midoriya Izuku: I guess Domino’s. I don’t go to Subway that much. Don’t see why you’d put them in the same category.
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Kaminari: Because people are often buried in their best clothes, the zombie apocalypse would be a very formal affair.
Bakugou: If I die, I’m gonna be buried in battle armour. Good luck, bitch.
Y/N: If.
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Y/N: Oh look, we’re under the mistletoe. You know what that means.
Todoroki: Y/N, that isn’t mistletoe.
Todoroki, waking up in the middle of the night: Oh my god, they were flirting with me.
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(*WHEEZE* XD)
Shouto: *singing* I’m just like you
Zuko: *echoing* I’m just like you
Shouto: you’re just like me
Zuko: *echoing* you’re just like me
Shouto & Zuko: *holding hands* it’s something anyone can see
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*Kirishima playing with Y/N’s hair*
Y/N: Stop it Kirishima, you’re ruining my reputation.
Kirishima: Then get off my lap.
Y/N: no
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Bakugou: Your existence is confusing.
Y/N: How so?
Bakugou: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.
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Y/N: I will now torture you.
Dabi: [raises an eyebrow, smirking] Kinky.
Y/N: [smiles] I think you are sweet and beautiful.
Dabi: [tensing up] Wait…
Y/N: [moving toward him] You deserve to be cared for.
Dabi: [backing away] No.
Y/n: [leaning forward, trapping him against a wall] Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard.
Dabi: [holding up his hands] I need a safeword!
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Y/N: Bakugou has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced them.
Kirishima: That can’t be true!
Y/N: Watch this.
Y/N: Hey Bakubabe, race you to the bottom of the stairs!
Bakugou: [yeets self out the window]
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Ashido: *Sighs*
Y/N: You bored?
Ashido: Yeah.
Y/N: Wanna start drama for no reason?
Ashido: Thought you’d never ask
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Midoriya: I… I think I have a crush on Todoroki.
Y/N: Congratulations, you’re officially the last to know.
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Bakugou: I HATE YOU, DEKU!!
Midoriya: Yeah? WELL I HATE YOU TOO!!
[An hour later]
Bakugou, crying to Y/N: H-He wasn’t supposed to say it back!!
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(XD REEEEE)
Shigaraki: Goodnight.
Spinner: Goodnight.
Mr Compress: Sleep tight.
Toga: Don’t let the bed bugs bite.
Magne: Tonight.
Twice: Imma fight.
Toga: Til we see the sunlight.
Magne: Tik tok.
Twice: On the clock.
Toga: But the party don’t stop-
Dabi: SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Bakugou: I only feel one emotion and it is anger.
Y/N: Last night you drunk texted everyone of us a thousand heart emojis.
Bakugou: Out of anger.