i want a shirt that says:
“i went to prison and all i got was the transgender illegal alien sex surgery”
its so funny when people ask me "what's the last thing you cried over?" because usually they expect something super sad and devastating
i'm sorry but the last thing i cried over was ray toro being seen and the prospect of mcr practicing together as a band
la la la i cant hear you I'm listening to bullets at full volume
TikTok knows what I need.
picture this: it’s your second week at the commission. your boss is a fucking fish. your coworkers are way too friendly. your higher-ups’ biggest concern is a random ex-employee who you’ve never met, her next being her fashion game. and her daughter is just running around wreaking absolute havoc.
and then one day the meanest 13-year old you’ve ever seen in your life walks in, finishes his case in 10 minutes, and immediately after gets recognized as the best worker in the room full of adults.
im quitting on the spot wbu
new dunes is so unreal amazing. completely next level and anyone who said their sound didn't change looks dumb as shit rn.
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
slenderman?
Is it really a fandom if you aren’t calling a man old enough to be your dad your wife?
close enough, welcome back warped tour 2005