The Human Body Is An Engineering Marvel. I Sneeze In Bright Light. If I Dont Get Enough Sunlight On My

the human body is an engineering marvel. I sneeze in bright light. if I dont get enough sunlight on my skin I get tired and sad and have to drink a lot of milk to fix it. standing too much hurts, but sitting too much also hurts. if I get a virus, my body will increase its temperature in an attempt to cook it, which also cooks my brain cells. toenails exist. I have to turn the radio down to see better when I drive. there are 17 genes dictating what my hair texture is, but it completely changes when the air is too humid. yawning is contagious. there are more species of bacteria living in my body than there are species of birds in the entire world. every few months I grievously injure my neck by "sleeping on it weird." it took seven million years of human evolution to form me, and now I'm afraid of phone calls.

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2 years ago

Oh my god that's fucking hilarious

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3 years ago

One single second

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some first years having fun !

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2 years ago

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2 years ago

I. When you were young, your father
Was carried off by an albatross
He's flying somewhere still, always
Headed north, a living compass

II. Your father was not only your father
But a king, the father of a kingdom
And a father must not have favorites, so he
Has spent every year fathering a different son

III. When you were born, your floodsome father
Held you in the palm of his weathered hand
And carved a bit of himself out each day
To feed you, like the ocean carves the sand

IV. Underneath the redblister sun, your father
Took the form of a bird, white and winged
He left you a pair of wings to grow into and join him
But you find them ruined beneath the boulder, singed

V. In a wintry dream, you are given your father
Who left or died or was taken long ago
Like something from a story, you nearly ask the question
Instead, you take his hand, and watch the snow

07/19

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isotope-slander

3 years ago

what's some films i can watch to distract myself from fresh grief? thanks❤️

Scream, Friday the 13th, Penelope, Pirates of the Caribbean, Fast Color, Hearts Beat Loud, Clue, Pride and Prejudice, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Better Off Dead, Constantine, Say Anything, Rubber, Child's Play, Little Miss Sunshine, Saving Face

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3 years ago

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3 years ago

it’s just one of those croissant days

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1 year ago

there’s a fat bear roaming around the area I live in every night and everyone keeps posting ring footage of him

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1 year ago

Whenever people try to tell me to ship "moral ships" I like to think about how inherently immoral it is to flirt with service workers at coffee shops where they're obliged to be nice to you so... many coffee shop AUs are like. Immoral. But given that they are a fantasy where this is instant romance without the fear of trapping a service worker in an uncomfortable situation that's tantamount to workplace sexual harassment, I enjoy the cutesy coffee shop AUs immensely.

And that's basically my attitude towards all fantasy. There's lots of things I enjoy in fantasy that wouldn't work IRL. Enemies to lovers. Sudden kisses. Miscommunications in relationships. Codependency. Fight sluts who physically assault each other while emotionally connecting.

Once you start ascribing your morals to the fiction you consume, you tend to miss the issues in even the most innocuous, innocent seeming scenarios. It's easy to judge other people's fictional enjoyment until someone points out your innocent coffee shop AU is romanticised workplace harassment.

But it's all fiction. It's a fantasy. That's why it's fine.

A lack of education around things like consent, healthy relationships, self respect and respect of others, bodily autonomy, etc, has made people think they can rely only on fiction to tell them what right - but that's dangerous. And unsustainable.

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