The Best Was Actually When My Family Called Me And I Hear

keep a smol piano under my pillow for the 🎹Piano Man™️🎹

keep a little mail under my pillow for the 🎵mailmannn🎵

Unrealistic

my brain shutting off as soon as it can

this was gonna be my experience with meds this morning but I think it actually could be used in funnier contexts too

because yeah. I will be using this whenever I commit a stupid also.

WHY WOULD YOU DISABLE COMMENTS I NEED TO TELL YOU ARWEN WOULD ABSOLUTELY BE GONZO IN DRAG

like God knows us inside and out, yeah? He knows the things we love and the character traits we have and the weird things we do and whatnot? and so maybe you're hopping on leaves playing the floor is lava secretly even though you're a grown adult and if people knew what you were doing they'd like, scoff, but God is watching and He's smiling!!! He's going "aww I'm so glad they're enjoying those leaves and this nice weather and they're so cute when they do that"!!!!

and like. how amazing is it that we little pebbles down here are cared about so much by GOD that the little things we little pebbles do make Him smile and light up and be so glad He made us :)

isn't it amazing how we can bring God joy?

overheard a group of guys walking from the math building at college and all I heard was "... if you SQUARE it!" followed by rambunctious laughter from the entire group

I just so happen to have a swordfighting group for you

Can we please bring back saying huzzah?? No more stupid slang, I want to exclaim loudly “HUZZAH” as I cross the street, cause I'm happy I can cross.

"she's not a plant, I didn't plant her there to ask that" well maybe I'm not a plant in your class but those are bold words considering "she" is an "asexual"