Moonbows Because Even In The Dark God Keeps His Promises

being the first person in fingerspelling telephone and being SO RIDICULOUSLY TEMPTED to utterly change the assigned simple word ("cat") to "phospholipid bilayer"

a poem

[Alt description: Three pictures of mountains and moon with a night sky. Together, the words on the three pictures form the short poem "What is it like? / Having a whole sky that is your favorite color?"]

make pasta

put sauce on pasta

sauce is cold because it came from the fridge

microwave the plate of pasta and sauce

go back to what you were doing

get the food out of the microwave

it is cold because you left it there

microwave the plate of pasta and sauce (for twice as long)

go back to what you were doing

get the food out of the microwave

it is cold because you left it there for too long

microw

hey uh. @mathematical-apprentice. are you sure about that

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Put Uther in the blender! 🥳

the third friend to join the ranks

A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES

he just a lil guy

bro casually dropping the lore that "got" has more definitions than any other word in the English dictionary like this wouldn't have life-altering consequences

THIS

get okay with being some level of burden on others, seriously

actually. what am i writing. why.

i used to think i would be professional in college

Unrealistic

HEY!!!! I HAPPEN TO HAVE AN ORANGE TO SHARE WITH YOU!!!!

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what are the odds

Biggest failing of the internet is that in order to be vibing with my friends I have to actually be talking to them. I socialize like a cat I just show affection by sitting next to you. Ily but sometimes I have Nothing to say. Not a damn thing going on in my head