Just Laughed So Hard I Started Crying Actual Tears

Ok hear me out…

I know, I know. My brain made this at 3 AM and the world has to see it now sooooo…suffer

This episode is so weird. Everyone's singing while my girl callie out here dying😭😭

How To Put "I am a Ao3 Author" on Your Resume

"Published (number of works on ao3) written works spanning (lowest word count) to (highest word count) to a nonprofit international digital archive dedicated to preserving and maintaining society's reactions, impressions, and culture regarding various forms of fictional media."

You can also simplify it to "Creative Writer - Archive (dates) and then put "Wrote for a nonprofit digital archive as a volunteer."

Plus, if you have a lot of hits or kudos on your works, you can say, "I reached (number of hits) people and (number of kudos) of those people signified to the Archive that my work resonated with them."

Because, technically, we are all volunteering our time and donating our writing to AO3's cause of preserving the fandoms and the culture around them. And people do sometimes just call it "Archive". So nothing I just said was a lie.

If you're writing on Ao3, then you have experience writing -- which is the skill you're presenting here. In the long run, you're not doing anything wrong by phrasing your experience in impressive ways.

This is sooo Visenya

Waist, wig and walk. Shes about to go to war and shes serving??

Meredith: How many diseases can you fit in a human body until their ability to thinl for themselves slowly slips away? It only takes one.... Alzheimers.

Joe's Bar: "....."

Cristina: HAHAHA! WHOO!

emma d'arcy’s syrax smile

Catch me if you can | Wanda Maximoff x Reader

Summary: You jump out of a window for Wanda to catch you.

Warning: Cursing, explosions, and knives

Let me know if there's more

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You and the team were sent on a mission to take down one of Hydra's large hide out. The Maximoff twins were also put in the mission despite only being an addition to the team for only a few weeks.

"You know you Steve, having to twins here wasn't such a bad idea." You talked through the earpiece as making your way to the center. "They'll be fine Y/N, you worry too much." Steve came down to you bodies of Hydra agents on the ground. "You worry too little."

You were one some of the people that welcomed them with open arms and a warm smile, even despite Ultron and Sokovia.

Steve went out to the halls stopping Hydra agents from getting to you as you hacked into their plans. "How sweet of you to tale them down for me Rogers." "Just get ut and get out Y/N." "Ok capsicle whatever you say." You rolled your eyes.

"Piet, Wans how you two holding up?" You asked as you put the flash drive in your left boob. "I'm doing good haven't decapitated anyone yet." Wanda said through coms and you widened your eyes.

"You know I'm 12 minutes older than you right, but you scare the living shit out of me sometimes." Pietro admitted. "Language."

As you walked down the hall you saw a giant buit hydra guy stomping his way towards you. "Hey Clint and Nat, how's the bombs doing." You began to walk backwards away from the large man.

"We got them done already thanks to the hella fast kid." "Ok good, Steve I thiught yoy got all of them but there's a big guy that looks like he wants to eat me alive."

"You aren't gonna go easy on me are you." You attempted to slide under him but he just grabbed you and slammed you against the wall.

"I guess that's a no then." You stuggled as he squeezed your neck draining the air out of your lungs. You retracted the claws from your gloves and began digging them into his arm setting you free and granting the air for your depraved lungs.

"Y/N you ok? Talk to me." Wandas voice filled with concern boomed through your earpiece as you wheezed for air. "Can't really talk since that mother forker almost squeezed me to death."

After being thrown around like a ragdoll you got up again and put your hands up even if your body screamed at you to stop. "I can do this all day big guy." You say as begins to charge at you again.

"That's my line." Steve said through the earpiece. "I know I know." You admitted as you charged at the large man knife in each hand.

"You really need to stop throwing me around dude." You twisted the knives in both of his shoulders. You took this chance to run. "This would be a really good time to blow the place."

"Is anyone on the east side of the building? Jesus this place has really long halls." You jumped swiftly through in front of a window.

"I am, where are you?" Wanda looked around not seeing you outside. "Great I'm gonna jump out the window, you're gonna have to catch me."

"What?! Are you out of your mind?! I can't Y/N." Wanda frantically said as she saw you several stories up. "Look, I know you're still not on oar with your powers yet but I trust you to catch me."

"Then trusting me is the stupidest thing thing you've done, I can't-" Wanda was cut off when she saw you jump out the window despite her protests.

"I take back about thingking of taking you out" She caught you with her powers but couldn't control it for long so she caught you with her arms instead.

She made a forcefield around the two of you as the place exploded and debris flying everywhere. She broke the forcefield arou d you two after the explosion and looked at you like you were crazy.

"Are fucking crazy! Why would you jumo out the window like that! You could've atleast counted to three before jumping jesus christ." She scolded but at the same time checked you for injuries.

"But you still caught me." You smiled at her making Wanda's heart melt. "Y/N? Are you alright?" Steve checked as the rest regrouped.

"Yeah I'm fine. Thanks to Wanda I get to live another day." Y/N joked like she wasn't thrown around like a ragdoll and then jumping out of a window.

"Don't do that again..please." Wanda mumbled the last bit, you wrapped your arms around her nape pulling her in an embrace.

Catching her off guard but wrapped her arms around you pulling you closer to her. "So you aren't planning on taking me out?" You pulled away from the embrace.

"I'll think about it." She said staying true to what she said earlier. "If you won't ask her out I'll gladly do so." Pietro walked to the two smirking.

She pulled you close to her playfully glaring at her twin. "How about next week, dinner?" She looked at you her a blush lightly painting her cheeks.

"I'll think about it." It was your turn to tease her, she mocked a hurt expression as you hit her lightly on the arm.

"Come one lesbians, you two can poubce on each other when we're home." Nat patted both your shoulders with a knowing smirk along her face.

"Nat oh my god." You faked a disgusting face as you walked to the quintjet with the twins behind you.

"We aren't there.. Yet" Wanda whispered to your ear as she walked passed you giving your butt a light squeeze which left you there in shock as you looked at Pietro.

"I didn't teach her that."

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Set it all free | Natasha Romanoff x reader

A/N: Thought about it while listening to Set it all free from Sing.

Summary: R pieces together why Nat suddenly got nervous and flustered during movie night with the avengers. And find our why she hasn't been in the compound

Genres: Fluff💕💕

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"Alright avengers get your snacks and partners we're starting in two minutes top." Tony waved around the remote in hand as the avengers all took a seat on the couch or the floor.

"What movie are we watching tonight." Steve asked as he left his shield at the end of the room. "We are watching the new movie called Sing."

"The musical kids movie? Really?" Sam looked at him as you felt Nat stiffen up behind you.

"Yes the kids movie since we've been surrounded by death and everything bad, so I thought this would be a nice little set back from all the craziness."

All throughout the whole movie you actually really liked enjoyed watching it. Though you noticed everytime the porcupine character named Ash was on screen Natasha would either bury her head on the crook of your neck or look away from the screen.

"Hey, you alright?" You softly mumbled to the red head. "What? Yeah yeah, I'm fine don't worry about me detka." She gave you a peck on the cheek.

You didn't really push it and just continued watching singing along sometimes. But now that you thought of it for a while. Everytime Ash was on screen Natasha would get nervous and flustered, and her voice did sound similar to your girlfriends.

"The ex boyfriend is trash." Sam said stopping your train of thoughts as he said that Ash's ex is trash because he left her for a different porcupine girl that's not even as good as his ex, now when she's singing on stage he flips the channels to watch her.

"Yeah now he's gonna crawl back to her like a little bit-" You covered Clints mouth before he could finish. "Clint there are children here and this is a kids show." You pointed to Peter glaring at Clint.

"Her voice is really nice." You mumbled as Natasha had a blush running along her cheeks. You thought that if you said Wanda's name in your head multiple tines she would reaad your head, and it worked because she looked at you with a raised brow.

You subtly pointed your finger to your girlfriend if Wanda can read her thoughts. When Wanda was done she couldn't help but cover her mouth with her hands trying not to laugh as to what she saw.

Wanda pointed at the screen where the porcupine was and briefly looked at Natasha. You thought out a large thank you to her while you fixiated on the screen a small smirk knowing your girlfriends secret.

After the movie you and Natasha went to her room to cuddle. "So Nat..." You trailed as the red head hummed as she read a book beside you.

"I really liked the woman who voiced Ash in the movie." Nat hid the small smile creeping on her face. "Really detka? I liked her too."

"And I know why you haven't been in the compound lately." Her body went stiff beside you as she looked at you putting her book down. "Really?"

"I'm not mad, I'm just confused why you didn't tell me." You said as you stared at her dead in the eye making Natasha look at you confused.

"Why didn't you tell me you were in a kids movie." You began to laugh. "What?" Natasha said still not processing what you said.

"You voiced Ash didn't you?" "No...?" You raised a brow at her a smile tugging st your lips. "Was it that obvious?"

"Yeah, you were hiding you face on my neck the entire time and when I said something about Ash your ears would get red." You stated as Nathid her face with the book.

"Who else knows?" She asked as she pulled you close to her. "Wanda." You heard her curse under her breath.

"I didn't know an ex Russian spy could sing." You teased as she shoved you lightly. "I like your voice a lot." Natasha tralied butterfly kisses along your neck to your shoulder. "Thank you kotenok."

"Don't tell anybody though." You nodded as she wrapped her arms around you waist and pulled you even closer.

"Don't you worry 'bout a thing baby." You sang the line from the movie, the both of you chuckling.

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WHY IS EVERYONE SINGING THE PHUCC???