I Headcanon That Dazai's Grandmother Was Very Superstitious. She Forbade Him From Going Under A Ladder

Mori : I need you to do that.

Dazai : Odasaku said I shouldn't.

Mori : If he told you to jump off a cliff, would?

Dazai : Bold of you to assume I need someone to tell me to kill myself

when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool) <333

(cute new pfp btw :D, this is harper also old blog rip)

I know this is Harper. Won't get fooled twice.

╰┈➤ APT - Rosè & Bruno Mars

╰┈➤ Villains dies - (G)I-dle

╰┈➤ Générations Enfoirés - La Chanson des Restos

╰┈➤ Back door - Stray Kids

╰┈➤ Still with you - Jungkook

There's smth I don't know in BSD. Why the fuck is Victor Hugo in the transcendent??

It's said in Wikipedia that The Transcendents clashed, resulting in the most war casualties and damage in history. And Victor Hugo fit the ADA's mindset?

Maybe it's bc Victor Hugo was on the “bad side” before. Which means he blindly followed what the king said. But then he ended up rebelling. No longer agree with the king. He was for women's rights, against the death penalty, against forced child labor. I think he's a cool man, and I'd like to see him in the ADA (Plz he'd be a genius)

Maybe he's gonna be like a second Dazai—?

Plz y'all choose my bgg Ranpo

we did it!!!

this is a big one yall 😋😋

FINAL ROUND FOR THE BRACKET!!

chuuya and atsushi better do good or im haunting you all in the next life /lh

Ultra deduction feels like if Ayatsuji and Victor Hugo are introduced they'll get shipped together (except if Victor Hugo is an old man but if he's a baby girl…)

And yet Kunikida is taller..

Kunikida is 2 months younger than Dazai (Dazai is born in june and Kunikida is born in august). So when Dazai will hit 23 years old, Kunikida will remain 22

One of my biggest flex is that I made my french teacher buy "No Longer Human" 🗣️‼️

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Oh..

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

I always found something weird about Kunikida and his past. Dazai said he was a maths teacher, but, how did he manage to be a math teacher and then become one of the first in the armed detective agency? Knowing that Dazai joined around the age of 18-20 (I think), how did he manage to be there before him?? Plus, it seems like he DOESN'T like being a maths teacher.

So, I think either he was forced to become a maths teacher (by his parents or smth) and had a false identity

Or, he was never a maths teacher. Do you remember that one soldier saying "You traitor!" And that Kunikida learned a lot from these soldiers. Personally, I think he was with those soldiers, before changing lanes for X or Y reason. And maybe as the genius Dazai is, he acted like Kunikida was a math teacher.

Maybe I'll get the Chuuya headphones for Christmas