Noctis About Diana

Chuuya: I just want to be held and loved.

Akutagawa: Didn’t you just punch Dazai after he hugged you?

Chuuya: I said I wanted to be loved, not assaulted.

Sigma: Nikolai. Where are you going?

Nikolai: Probably an asylum or the electric chair if I get caught.

Sigma:

Nikolai: Bathroom.

Sigma: I wanted one thing in life. A place to call home. Instead I’m forced to live with a pigeon and his pet anemic rat.

Nikolai: You forgot the anemic rat is immortal.

Fyodor: The devil has a restraining order against me I guess.

Kuras: murder will solve nothing.

Vere: but it is fun.

Take care of yourself

I gotta tell you guys something

I hate to break it to you but lately, I feel like absolute shit. My energy is completely gone and last night I had a breakdown that would earn me an Oscar if I were an actress.

But I am not and back at dealing with something I thought I was done with crying over. Though, apparently, I am not.

I will take a short break and be back to ring the bell and start cat week Part 2, but until then I’ll just ghost around on blogs I enjoy and won’t actively post. (Sarah, don’t worry my dear I got you, the big sister hdcs will come, just a little later.)

I hope you understand. Love you all. Paintcoon

Chuuya: *talking to Dazai on the phone* Stop fucking with Fyodor, he may end up catching you.

Dazai: It’s fine. Besides it’s fun fucking with the rat.

Mori: *walks up to Chuuya* Chuuya there you are. You said you had something to tell me?

Chuuya: I hope you like anal asshole because that’s what’s about to happen to you!

Mori: *panicked* Chuuya!?

(If you want to know this was a story from an old friend. Makes me laugh to this day)

~Kira~

Noctis: you're the bad guy. Why are you attractive!?

Ardyn: so I can say this. "Come to the dark side, we have me~"

Just came up and I wanted to share it with someone

"It's such a shame. I thought you and I were bonding." Ardyn purred into his captive's ear. "I would have killed you so long ago but I saw something special in you. Here I am keeping you alive and safe, giving you everything I can and what do you do? You throw it in my face by trying to escape." He wrapped the collar he did in his hand around the neck before pushing them to the ground. "Well then if you want to keep acting this way. Then you deserve to be treated like a misbehaved pet."

WHOMST do you think you are, anon? Coming into my house like this!?!? 

You guys are really trying to guilt trip me today! It’s working T_T

Bless you, anon~

Dazai: I’m great at seduction, I’ve had so many lovers I even lost count.

Kunikida: *Not looking up from his computer* Masturbation does not count as having sex.