Noctis: You're evil.
Ardyn: Now what makes you think I'm evil?
Noctis: You filled a vegetarian's house with raw butchered meat.
Ardyn: I was showing them what they were missing out on.
Noctis: You told a bunch of children that Santa eats naughty children.
Ardyn: I was told that when I was a child.
Noctis: You sprayed Prompto with a chocobo mating spray.
Ardyn: He is loved by chocobos even more now.
Noctis: You filled Loqi's closet with Aranea's high heels and told her he stole them.
Ardyn: He's short and I wanted to help him and Aranea needs to learn how to share.
Noctis: You super glued Gladio's sword to the ground.
Ardyn: To make him stronger.
Noctis: You somehow managed to get Nyx to warp into a wall. It took hours to get him out.
Ardyn: I have no excuse for that. I just wanted to do it.
Imagine Mc knew different languages and them and Ais are having a conversation in front of everyone in another language but no one knows what they are saying
Atsushi: Akutagawa! I got you some chocolates! I thought you would like them.
Akutagawa: I don’t want chocolates from you! *throws them in the river*
Atsushi: I could have had them!
Akutagawa: *looking at the chocolates then back at him*
Atsushi: You did want those, didn’t you?
Akutagawa: *nods*
Sigma: I’ve been noticing that Pumpkin spice is popular around this time.
Nikolai: I mean it’s fine.
Sigma: I can understand coffee, desserts, soaps, and candles…
Nikolai: But?
Sigma: Now they put it in pastas and deodorant?
Nikolai: You forgot chloroform.
Sigma: What?
Dazai: Sit on his lap and feel him get hard.
Atsushi: You leave those mall Santa’s alone!
Chuuya: Fuck off Dazai!
Dazai: I didn’t do anything wrong!
Chuuya: Existing.
Dante: Vergil! We have a problem!
Vergil: I know, I’m looking at it.
I was the anon for this and I love it. I'm keeping this in my photos
Prompto
Prompto doesn’t have the best social skills himself and knows very well that it’s sometimes better not to interact with people. He might get self-conscious when you have a mean streak, thinking that he did something wrong, but he will ask you about it and, after some time, he knows it’s just something that comes and goes at times. You guys might have an impressive collection of games, Manga and Anime that you also share with Noctis and Prompto sure is someone to squeal with when you get scared because it doesn’t take much to scare him.
Kuras: murder will solve nothing.
Vere: but it is fun.
This was my nightmare fuel
out of all the ffxv glitches I’ve seen, Ignis is involved in like half of them I swear
Somnus: Ardyn! Brother! Help me!
Ardyn: Long live the king. *throws Somnus' hands off the edge*
Somnus: *falls off the bed*
*random person screams "noooo"*
Bahmut: We are leaving the future in their hands?