Prompto: *six Year Old* Santa's Watching You!

When their human fell, Headcanon

Hi Sarah! I am better than before. Not perfectly good, but good enough to go back to write. Here are your hdcs. This was a lot of fun! Hope you have a nice day/night dear!

- All of them will scatter the second there’s a loud sound - Gentiana might accidentally jump against Nyx - The first seconds are chaos - They are tripping over themselves - And each other - There are cats meowing - Iris ran against a chair - Nyx got pushed into a cabinet by Gentiana - Ravus jumped over Luna and kicked Noctis in the head - That last part was intentional - Probably - Giant Gladio couldn’t act fast enough so he slid over the wooden floor like a black mop of fur - Ignis fell off the counter he tried to steal food from - Ardyn had no idea what was going on until Clarus crashed into him, sending him flying off the bed - Now he’s pissed - Meanwhile, Cor just stood still with eyes the size of plates and his heart running a thousand miles per hour - Prompto got scared so much he almost cried - Regis… just raised his head to see where the sound came from - Drautos went nuts jumping over the human to hide in the bathtub - Cindy was outside and came in to see what was going on - Aranea just stares at the others - She looks like she’s questioning how they’re even able to breathe - Poor Regis still has no idea why everyone is running while the human was on the ground, not moving

- It takes them some time to calm down - Ardyn fought Clarus in the meantime - Regis, Cindy, and Aranea come to see how their human is - They headbutt human to calm them down - Everyone else has to come out of their hiding spot first - After that, the human is allowed to get up and put a plaster over their scraped knee

Atsushi: Don’t serial killer go after the whores first?

Chuuya: *Looks at Dazai* Nice knowing you.

*at the clinic*

Vere: I refuse to play nice

Kuras: I could neuter you

Nikolai: I’ve been good this year.

Sigma: You kidnapped and killed political figures. Stabbed an orphan in the leg multiple times. Drugged me. Then broke into a prison to stage a break out only because you wanted to kill Fyodor.

Nikolai:

Nikolai: I helped stop those thieves at that theme park.

Fukuzawa: Did you eat that entire bag of Reese’s?

Ranpo: In my defense, I identify as a party.

Fyodor: I would like to get something off my chest before we start this meeting.

Nikolai: Is it your shirt?

Sigma: I’ve been noticing that Pumpkin spice is popular around this time.

Nikolai: I mean it’s fine.

Sigma: I can understand coffee, desserts, soaps, and candles…

Nikolai: But?

Sigma: Now they put it in pastas and deodorant?

Nikolai: You forgot chloroform.

Sigma: What?

Ravus: I tried to drown Ardyn in the fountain today.

Aranea: how did it end?

Ravus: He took it as some kind of sexual gesture and told me I wasn't his type.

Aranea: he's messed up

Ravus: I'm pissed that he thinks I'm out of his league!

The Clawed Detective Agency (first four)

Fukuzawa (All cats are created equal)

- [ ] Older cat

- [ ] Silver fur

- [ ] Loves the smell of fresh brewed green tea

- [ ] Loves his “son” Ranpo

- [ ] Refuses to be adopted without the others

- [ ] Fights Fukuchi and Mori

- [ ] Only fights if provoked or his colony is in danger

- [ ] If you are trusted he herds you to the cuddle pile

Ranpo (Supurr Deduction)

- [ ] Chubby cat

- [ ] Brown and black (hints of white)

- [ ] Loves stealing snacks

- [ ] Your chips? His chips

- [ ] Caused four affairs to be revealed in the span of two weeks

- [ ] Likes watching you play games

- [ ] Loves when you give him snacks

- [ ] Steals Chuucat’s treats

- [ ] Bullies Poe at times

- [ ] Dragged Mushitaro into their group

- [ ] The first one to initiate the cuddle pile

- [ ] Always on top of the pile

- [ ] Knows not to eat chocolate

Yosano (thou shall not meow)

- [ ] Black cat (white butterfly mark on head)

- [ ] Loves her butterfly collar

- [ ] Loves playing with the first aid kit

- [ ] Usually watching Ranpo when Fukuzawa is busy

- [ ] Scares the other cats

- [ ] Loves the smell of wine

- [ ] Loves catnip wine

- [ ] Looks after the kittens at times

- [ ] Hates Mori and Kaiji with a burning passion

Kunikitty (Doppo Pawet)

- [ ] Rare golden fur

- [ ] Has a mental schedule

- [ ] Late one minute? How dare you

- [ ] He tried to steal your coffee once. You began drinking water to keep him safe

- [ ] Stressed (thanks to Catzai)

- [ ] Bunny kicks Catzai when annoyed

- [ ] Loves the smell of tea and coffee

- [ ] The mature one of the group

- [ ] Has custody battles over Aya with Bram

Sigma: Why are you like this?!

Nikolai: *Setting up corpses like a child having a tea party* Sigma. We’ve been partners for three years.