Dante: Verge you kinda remind me of Darth Vader from Star Wars. You know why?
Vergil: Because I am seen as the most feared man in both the demon and human world?
Dante: No. because you’re a deadbeat dad that ripped his son’s arm off you inconsiderate asshole.
Nero: FUCK YOU
Atsushi: Hey Dazai, do you dress up for Halloween?
Dazai: Yep. Going to dress up as the ugliest thing in the world.
Atsushi: A zombie?
Dazai: Chuuya.
There is a spikey thing on his boot!
Awkward Ardyn
Ardyn: I came here to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling attacked.
Noctis: YOUR GOOD TIME WAS ATTACKING US
Mc: Leander reminds me of a puppy.
Vere: we should put him down then.
Mc: no!
Mhin: neuter him.
Mc: stop!
Ais: send him back to the shelter.
Mc: Guys no!
I’m sorry I’m stepping away from the touchstarved fandom for a while. Been suffering severe depression and it’s getting worse by the day. Kinda avoiding all fandoms since I begin to hate it when I get depressed.
*at the clinic*
Vere: I refuse to play nice
Kuras: I could neuter you
Dia doesn't understand affection or romance. She was a prisoner of Ardyn from age 5 to 10. She was beaten almost every day to the point she had to spend a month in a hospital after her escape and Nyx found her. Being raised by a curious and nosy Noctis, she was confused by his friendly attitude with her. Gladio terrified her to the point she would flinch and hide when he would touch her. It wasn't until age 15 and Noctis introducing her to Prompto that she began to understand since Prompto began to try and comfort her constantly
Ravus: I asked for friends and the Astrals cursed me with that. *points at the hole to hell*
Ardyn: *climbs out of it* Good news! Hell doesn't want me either.
I was the anon for this and I love it. I'm keeping this in my photos
Prompto
Prompto doesn’t have the best social skills himself and knows very well that it’s sometimes better not to interact with people. He might get self-conscious when you have a mean streak, thinking that he did something wrong, but he will ask you about it and, after some time, he knows it’s just something that comes and goes at times. You guys might have an impressive collection of games, Manga and Anime that you also share with Noctis and Prompto sure is someone to squeal with when you get scared because it doesn’t take much to scare him.
This is the FFXV Cinnamon Bun of Happiness; reblog in 15 seconds and everlasting peace will befall you. Ignore for 10 years of darkness.