Nikolai: I’m Not Horny.

Ignis: *walks into a room* I’m back with the ingredients I’ll start din-

Gladio: *holding Prompto down*

Noct: *attempting to put a bra on Prompto*

Ignis: *drops the bag, throwing his hands up* YOU KNOW WHAT I DON’T WANT TO KNOW

Gladio: gonna ask where we got the bra?

Ignis: I give up with you three!

Death Zombie Go!

Sigma: Fyodor what are you and Nikolai doing when I’m working?!

Fyodor: What is it now Sigma?

Sigma: Nikolai just jumped me and I tried to get him off.

Fyodor: Nikolai was happy to see you. Why is it my fault?

Sigma: I pulled his braid on accident and he moaned… your name.

Fyodor: Have you gotten the talk yet?

Atsushi: Why did you cut my leg off!?

Akutagawa: Because you made me mad!

Atsushi: All I said was “Do you want ramen tonight?” And then you cut my leg off!

Akutagawa: I don’t want ramen I want pork buns!

Atsushi: Then tell me like a damn human being not some damn rabid animal! This is why you don’t have any friends!

Aranea: want to borrow some of my heels so you can be taller?

Loqi, looking around in his closet: what should I change into?

Ravus: a better person

Prompto: *can sing and play the guitar*

Noct: you have a good voice. Bet you if Cindy heard it she would fall for you.

Prompto: I'll try that!

*later with Cindy*

Prompto: *strums the guitar* *pterodactyl screech*

Cindy: uhh what's he up ta ya highness?

Noct: *sighs* he was gong to sing

Ignis: *walks by* and here we have the wild Prompto performing his mating call.

To the people that like the incorrect quotes.

Yes I am aware of what is going on in the story. These are incorrect quotes. These are not canon these are just fun little things. Also I ship everyone with everyone. I am not picking favorites. Please be kind to the shippers of the group they ship. If they ship X with X okay that’s fine. If they ship X with their OC it’s okay. They are fictional characters named after IRL authors. Please understand that this account is for fun. It does not fully follow the time line nor am I saying what I write is canon.

~Kira~

Nikolai: *Texting* Come on. One night with me. I can introduce you to so many kinks~<3

Sigma: *Texting* WRONG PERSON! I AM NOT FYODOR!

Nikolai: Who said this was for Fyodor? ;D

Ambient sounds for writers

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Nature

Arctic ocean

Blizzard in village

Blizzard in pine forest

Blizzard from cave

Blizzard in road

Beach

Cave

Ocean storm

Ocean rocks with rain

River campfire

Forest in the morning

Forest at night

Forest creek

Rainforest creek

Rain on roof window

Rain on tarp tent

Rain on metal roof

Rain on window

Rain on pool

Rain on car at night

Seaside storm

Swamp at night

Sandstorm

Thunderstorm

Underwater

Wasteland

Winter creek

Winter wind

Winter wind in forest

Howling wind

Places

Barn with rain

Coffee shop

Restaurant with costumers

Restaurant with few costumers

Factory

Highway

Garden

Garden with pond and waterfall

Fireplace in log living room

Office 

Call center

Street market

Study room from victorian house with rain

Trailer with rain

Tent with rain

Jacuzzi with rain

Temple

Temple in afternoon

Server room

Fishing dock

Windmill

War

Fictional places

Chloe’s room (Life is Strange)

Blackwell dorm (Life is Strange)

Two Whales Diner (Life is Strange)

Star Wars apartment (Star Wars)

Star Wars penthouse (Star Wars)

Tatooine (Star Wars)

Coruscant with rain (Star Wars)

Yoda’s hut with rain ( Star Wars)

Luke’s home (Star Wars)

Death Star hangar (Star wars)

Blade Runner city (Blade Runner)

Askaban prison (Harry Potter)

Hogwarts library with rain (Harry Potter)

Ravenclaw tower (Harry Potter)

Hufflepuff common room (Harry Potter)

Slytherin common room (Harry Potter)

Gryffindor common room (Harry Potter)

Hagrid’s hut (Harry Potter)

Hobbit-hole house (The Hobbit)

Diamond City (Fallout 4)

Cloud City beach (Bioshock)

Founding Fathers Garden (Bioshock)

Things

Dishwasher

Washing machine

Fireplace

Transportation

Boat engine room

Cruising boat

Train ride

Train ride in the rain

Train station

Plane trip

Private jet cabin

Airplane cabin

Airport lobby

First class jet

Sailboat

Submarine

Historical

Fireplace in medieval tavern

Medieval town

Medieval docks

Medieval city

Pirate ship in tropical port

Ship on rough sea

Ship cabin

Ship sleeping quarter

Titanic first class dining room

Old west saloon

Sci-fi

Spaceship bedroom

Space station

Cyberpunk tearoom

Cyberpunk street with rain

Futuristic server room

Futuristic apartment with typing

Futuristic rooftop garden 

Steampunk balcony rain

Post-apocalyptic

Harbor with rain

City with rain

City ruins turned swamp

Rusty sewers

Train station

Lighthouse

Horror

Haunted mansion

Haunted road to tavern

Halloween

Stormy night

Asylum

Creepy forest

Cornfield

World

New York

Paris

Paris bistro

Tokyo street

Chinese hotel lobby

Asian street at nightfall

Asian night market

Cantonese restaurant

Coffee shop in Japan

Coffee shop in Paris

Coffee shop in Korea

British library

Trips, rides and walkings

Trondheim - Bodø

Amsterdam - Brussels

Glasgow - Edinburgh

Oxford - Marylebone

Seoul - Busan

Gangneung - Yeongju

Hiroshima

Tokyo metro

Osaka - Kyoto

Osaka - Kobe

London

São Paulo

Seoul

Tokyo

Bangkok

Ho Chi Minh (Saigon)

Alps

New York

Hong Kong

Taipei

Leander: *holding Kira* Are you still mad at me?

Kira: YOU LIED ABOUT HAVING A DOG!