Fyodor: Sigma, You Seem Happier Than Usual Today, Did Something Good Happen?

Sigma: If Santa were real, neither of would be on the nice list.

Fyodor: Actually Santa has my name carved in marble from all the crimes I’ve committed.

Nikolai: Forget coal. Santa’s coming down the chimney for me with a shotgun after what I just did.

Nero: I'd give my right arm to find out who my parents really are

Vergil: Wish granted

Vergil: *rips off Nero's right arm*

Vergil: I'm your father

Just came up and I wanted to share it with someone

"It's such a shame. I thought you and I were bonding." Ardyn purred into his captive's ear. "I would have killed you so long ago but I saw something special in you. Here I am keeping you alive and safe, giving you everything I can and what do you do? You throw it in my face by trying to escape." He wrapped the collar he did in his hand around the neck before pushing them to the ground. "Well then if you want to keep acting this way. Then you deserve to be treated like a misbehaved pet."

WHOMST do you think you are, anon? Coming into my house like this!?!? 

You guys are really trying to guilt trip me today! It’s working T_T

Bless you, anon~

Can’t draw worth crap. Kira has medium strawberry blonde hair. Aqua eyes . Pale skin. 4 foot 9 wears a green dress with a white blouse and brown boots.

Nikolai is the type to own a furby and just skin the bastard. Why? Because he wanted to. He would then leave the skinless monstrosity in someone’s room. (Probably Sigma’s) and just watch the poor victim panic as the furby begins speaking in a demonic voice.

Therapist: Okay Ardyn and Ravus, let's work on being nice to each other. Ravus why don't you make a poem about Ardyn.

Ravus: Roses are Red

Violets are blue

Touch me again

And I'll f***ing kill you!

Ardyn: you see doctor? This is what I have to deal with, he didn't even show up for the wedding night.

Ravus: WE'RE NOT MARRIED!

Ardyn: it's like he doesn't even love me.

Dante: Vergil! We have a problem!

Vergil: I know, I’m looking at it.

WHERE

Giethoorn in Netherlands has no roads or any modern transportation at all, only canals. Well, and 176 bridges too. Tourists have to leave their cars outside of the village and travel here by foot or boat by. So you can probably imagine how peaceful it is here.

More bros and memes

Because you seemed to like the first and I don’t want to post nothing again. 

- Noctis was throwing his sword across the battlefield screaming “yeet!” - Prompto laughed so hard he dropped onto the ground, holding his stomach - Gladio sighed with a smirk - Ignis facepalmed

- Ardyn: “Now, Noct, it is time to die!” Noctis thoughts: “I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me!” What Noctis says: “We’ll see!”

- Prompto when he feels ignored: “Notice me senpai!”

- Ignis yelled “Sail” when he noticed everyone was dozing off - He also hit the breaks while shouting it - Gladio instinctively reached an arm out to catch Noctis, only slamming his fist into said prince’s stomach - With his other hand, he tried to stop himself from hitting Prompto’s seat - He missed the seat, slapped Prompto and slammed facefirst into the seat - Ignis laughed so hard he had to pull over - And run afterward

Gladio: I swear to Astrals! If you touch my cup noodles again I will shave your ass!

Iris: *comes down the stairs* brother what are you-

*cat sitting on the coffee table keeping eye contact with Gladio with its paw half way in the cup noodles*

Gladio: *has his sword out ready to start swinging*