Atsushi: Why The Hell Am I Wanted By Everyone Suddenly!? Where The Hell Was All This Attention At When

Sigma: Nikolai. Quick question; what are into?

Nikolai: Let’s see… Blood play, bondage, pet play, maybe impact as long as I’m doing it, maybe a bit of role play, why do you ask?

Sigma: *Horrified* I meant hobbies!

Nikolai: Oh! bird watching and magic tricks!

Sigma: Okay Nikolai, humor me. If Fyodor were a demon, how would you go about summoning him?

Nikolai: Let’s see…Cello playing in the background. A few lit lavender candles. Sacrifice a rat or two…

Sigma: Did you…Did you try this before?

Fyodor: *In the next room* Last week!

Ardyn: who made the "hate Ardyn fan club"?!

Noctis: Almost everyone in this room

Ardyn: I have done nothing to deserve this.

Noct: you helped kill my father and plunged the world into darkness.

Ignis: you tried to kill Noctis and made me go blind.

Prompto: you imprisoned and tortured me.

Ravus: you annoy me and stabbed my sister.

Regis: you destroyed my city

Gladio: you tricked so many people.

Lunafreya: you angered the Astrals.

Alice: You enslaved my people.

Iris: you let Caligo kill Jared.

Loqi: you make fun of my height.

Aranea: you traumatize children.

Nyx: you keep screwing up my training

Clarus: and you keep stalking all of us.

Ardyn: you all hold grudges.

Prompto: some of that you did three months ago.

Ignis: Why is Prompto in the hospital?

Noctis: We filled Gladio's locker with shaving cream and water balloons.

Ignis: And let me guess. He tripped on the shaving cream.

Noctis: No. He just wasn't able to out run Gladio.

Cor: Prompto, I need you to sign this. It's very important for the Lucis.

Prompto: *starts to sign it* so what is it? A treaty? A petition for something?

Cor: *takes the paper* adoption papers. You're now my son. *walks away*

Nero: Dante dealt with my father who ripped my arm off.

Lucia: he dealt with my creator which I guess you can call a dad who made clones and threw me away to be a god

Trish: he dealt with Mundus who was like my dad I guess

Lady: he dealt with my father who killed my mother and tried to sacrifice me to gain power.

Nico: he dealt with my dad who abandoned my mom and I to become an angel

Nero: So does he hunt demons or deal with bad fathers?

Dante: *walks by* just call me the daddy issues man

I will be starting a series called “Bungo stray cats” you can do questions on it.

I am not a great writer so please don’t hate on me over it. I haven’t written a story since high school.

Come October I will be making incorrect quotes for spooky month.

Also not putting many tags on this. Don’t wanna bug people when they search for a character.

~Kira~

Take my blood

Sigma: So you were born on April first?

Nikolai: That’s right! April Fool’s Day no less! Probably explains why I’m such a silly guy!

Sigma: I’m starting to think you being born on that day, was the world playing the biggest joke.