Iwanttohugsigma - I Want To Hug Sigma

Oh my gods yes!

If Ignis was sucked into a horror dimension

“Goodness your hygiene is horrendous!”

“Oh please I’ve ridden with Noct driving. This doesn’t scare me.”

“If you plan on cooking the man use the right seasoning for gods sake!”

“It smells like Gladio’s room in here…”

“This place is filthier than Noct’s apartment!”

“I was asking for directions. Put your chainsaw down and communicate like a normal human being!”

“Do you even know how to use that knife correctly?”

“This is why you shouldn’t have sex.”

Based on this post by @iwanttohugsigma because above everything, I'm a shitposter

Do not ask about Deevee. I made a thing......

He is the view

Ardyn: *wants to enjoy the view*

Gladio: *PHOTOBOMB*

Ardyn: ………

Past me: I love Fyolai!

Fyodor: *Threatens to kill Nikolai and goes on a murderous spree*

Now me: Nooo not the clown! Ok I love Siglai now.

Nero: Dante I’m afraid!

Dante: just stay close to your father!

Nero: that’s why I’m afraid!

Therapist: Okay Ardyn and Ravus, let's work on being nice to each other. Ravus why don't you make a poem about Ardyn.

Ravus: Roses are Red

Violets are blue

Touch me again

And I'll f***ing kill you!

Ardyn: you see doctor? This is what I have to deal with, he didn't even show up for the wedding night.

Ravus: WE'RE NOT MARRIED!

Ardyn: it's like he doesn't even love me.

Atsushi: Dazai said he wants you to take me out.

Akutagawa: With pleasure. How would you like to die, weretiger?

Atsushi: On a date, you murderous asshole!

Sigma: I wanted one thing in life. A place to call home. Instead I’m forced to live with a pigeon and his pet anemic rat.

Nikolai: You forgot the anemic rat is immortal.

Fyodor: The devil has a restraining order against me I guess.

I did my best please don’t hate me….