I Am In Tears. What The Fuck.

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

Incredible art by @lochnessieart for D20 Artists for Palestine!!!!!! Thank you so much for the comm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its Brennan with the Bad Kid Birbies!!!!!!!!

THEY ARE ALL SO CUTE SXREAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM SO IN LOVE

And again there are still slots open for D20 Artists for Palestine!!! Go support if you can!!!!!!!

i think my favourite part of the ratfish episodes are the fact that it's the most accurate portrayal of friendship i can think of. here's all your friends but they're anonymous, make each other laugh. it's always one specific thing that would make no one else bat an eye that makes you get made by someone else. katie made a joke about anti-depressants and immediately got clocked by rekha. zac mentioned publix and grant went "that's zac." grant chose a bette midler song and ally went "gay ass. probably grant." zac didn't get any vibes at all from steven and realised he knows his friends better than this. i do not know this person in real life.

every time martin reads a statement in s3 it is an audibly difficult experience, he has to psych himself up for it beforehand and just force himself to start and then afterwards is shaky and upset and just about on the brink of tears. melanie doesn't react to them quite as badly, but she also says they take a real toll and she slept for twenty hours after reading her first one. which mayhaps puts why jon was such a nightmare in s1 into perspective; he wasn't just offsetting fear and paranoia, he would have felt like he was getting hit by a bus every time he recorded a statement to tape. and as we all know he has famously excellent coping skills.

they're back on those damn bleachers again

(thank you for 1k!!)

All throughout childhood, while my peers were socializing and making friends, I studied the blade read so many books that I am now almost legally blind, which left me with vast and deeply instinctual understanding of English grammar - and next to no ability to explain how it actually works. Friends will often ask me to proofread their writing and then get very mad when I say things like, "You need to completely reverse this sentence and cut this clause entirely; no, I'm sorry, i don't know why, I just know that the way it is now ITCHES 😭"

Now, what I want to see is a fantasy story where this plays out with MAGICAL grammar. Someone from a backwater town deeply steeped in folk magic arrives at Wizard Uni where all their fellow students are like "What do you mean, we should add another '𝞯∘⋇𝞿' to the incancation because it 'sounds better'? What do you mean, 'it could just be a regional thing'?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'THIS SPELL JUST FEELS LIKE IT NEEDS A LIVE RAT'????"

ALLY PLS 😭

These two sat next to each other in the college humor office for several years and simultaneously know everything and nothing about each other

some shots of Jayce's hallucinations in ep 6

truly the thesis of game changer