I Love My Mutuals Because We Never Talk But We Still… Like… Follow Each Other……….. And I Admire

Some of you might think im just a sex obsessed freak. Well i am. Youre following a pervert. Have a nice day.

"Ao3 will be down for three hours for a scheduled maintainance."

You should've just killed me.

Jack Skellington is a transmasc icon I will take no further questions on this matter

Pls can someone bully me into finishing writing this fic for my friend I've procrastinated so bad it's their birthday tomorrow and I have like no motivation 🥲

Every single one of my fictional crushes would be covered in bite marks btw. I’d have to be muzzled 70% of the time bc biting is my love language. I’d be such a fucking menace. Especially the more muscular ones they literally have built in chew toys

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

but what if i read one of your fanfics and then went to your ao3 accounts and read all of your fanfics and left a comment on every single chapter of every single one and you got spam emails from all of my kudos and comments and it made you smile, what then? what if i brighten your day with my words like you did mine, what then???

hairy chests. you agree. reblog

Do you really think it's fair of you to hate your parents for making you exist?

I think everyone should hate my parents for making me exist.