Nuffink: I’m 5, So I Get 5 Cookies

whilst studying Hamlet for school you could tell who were studying psychology and/or had a Greek mythology phase and who hadnt by the groans when the teacher brought up the slide tired 'Oedipus complex'

Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus

Percy heard the Oracle say that he's going to be betrayed by a friend, and he goes "Fuck you, my best friend Grover would NEVER do that he's my OG."

Me: The Tasmanian devil is a voracious predator and should not be engaged with

Also me: Heehoo pupper

Auretta

“Most Awful Sleeping Face in Japan” (photos by @mino_ris/via neebus)

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who else up hurkleing their durkleing