Percy Finding Out His Dad Is A God And Immediately Going To Confront Him Is So Funny To Me. Like He Really

we all got really lucky that alexander fleming wasn’t allergic to penicillin huh

Percy @ Annabeth: I picked you because I’m not sure we’d ever be friends

Book readers:

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

Hey btw, here's a piece of life advice:

If you know what you'd have to do to solve a problem, but you just don't want to do it, your main problem isn't the problem itself. Your problem is figuring out how to get yourself to do the solution.

If your problem is not eating enough vegetables, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make vegetables stop being yucky". If your problem is not getting enough exercise, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make exercise stop sucking ass". You're not supposed to just be doing things that are awful and suck all the time forever, you're supposed to figure out how to make it stop being so awful all the time.

I used to hate wearing sunscreen because it's sticky and slimy and disgusting and it feels bad and it smells bad, so I neglected to wear it even if I needed to. Then I found one that isn't like that, and doesn't smell and feel gross. Problem solved.

There is no correct way to live that's just supposed to suck and feel bad all the time. You're allowed to figure out how to make it not suck so bad.

so was just thinking about the yj!cartoon and there was so much they could have done with the character of Superboy just. figuring out how to be human. Like think about it Cadmus programmed him with what they thought were the essentials but he had never experienced these things so how weird would it be for him to experience it for the first time like how who he react to just crying for the first time? He would know what it is be still be new to the experience

what do you MEAN i have to complete tasks tomorrow

i already completed tasks TODAY

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

"we're gonna get to see the underwater kiss" "we're gonna get to see silena and clarisse" "we're gonna get to see baby nico" you guys are all wrong. we're gonna get to see walker scobell as percy motherfucking jackson talking to fucking horses. will they poorly cgi the mouths to move? will they start talking in his head? will the voices be silly or perhaps recognizable celebrities? who knows. but i feel like we've all forgotten the talking horses and honestly it's a crime because THATS what im most excited to see on the big screen

more art of the fae from a previous drawing