Perfect Duck Weather Today 🌧️🦆

Kon, holding a fake birth certificate and SSN: Are you sure this will work? Tim: The power of bullshit and audacity hasn’t failed me yet, what’s the worst that can happen?

This started out as drawing in relation a writing project I'm (hopefully) going to do and I liked how it turned out so figured I'd share

so was just thinking about the yj!cartoon and there was so much they could have done with the character of Superboy just. figuring out how to be human. Like think about it Cadmus programmed him with what they thought were the essentials but he had never experienced these things so how weird would it be for him to experience it for the first time like how who he react to just crying for the first time? He would know what it is be still be new to the experience

today I leaned that snails, in fact, have more teeth then great white sharks

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Luke: You can't force the gods to do anything

Percy "pay your freaking child support" Jackson: Bet

sunsets after 7pm now !!!!!!!!!!! we made it guys !!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M BACK ON MY FUCKIN MEDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!!

im happy and having a good time i love da world i love all the little internet people in my phone :3

percy shouting at dionysus that he is not poseidon's but sally jackson's son is something i never knew i needed. and he just goes on to prove it by praying to his mother instead of his father, which is just *chef's kiss*

Hey btw, here's a piece of life advice:

If you know what you'd have to do to solve a problem, but you just don't want to do it, your main problem isn't the problem itself. Your problem is figuring out how to get yourself to do the solution.

If your problem is not eating enough vegetables, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make vegetables stop being yucky". If your problem is not getting enough exercise, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make exercise stop sucking ass". You're not supposed to just be doing things that are awful and suck all the time forever, you're supposed to figure out how to make it stop being so awful all the time.

I used to hate wearing sunscreen because it's sticky and slimy and disgusting and it feels bad and it smells bad, so I neglected to wear it even if I needed to. Then I found one that isn't like that, and doesn't smell and feel gross. Problem solved.

There is no correct way to live that's just supposed to suck and feel bad all the time. You're allowed to figure out how to make it not suck so bad.