I Love Being A Fag And A Pansy And A Fairy And A Pervert And Awhat Who The Fuck Is Egg Bacon

" 🌟 Clark Kent 🌟 tweeted: If Bruce Wayne wants to go on a date this saturday, he should call me. @WayneBruce are you free this Saturday? I'd love to take you on a date. Please message me this Saturday, when I am free "

Can someone write a fic where Bruce is on a JL mission and they somehow get a baby that they need to take care of until they find their parents. And all the JL members just cannot stop this baby from crying (this is before Clark has Jon so he’s pretty clueless with babies still) and eventually Bruce is like, “give them to me.”

And the JL is like “uhh, we don’t know if we should trust BATMAN with a baby, but at this point… fuck it.” And hand the baby over to him.

And Batman tucks the baby into his chest and softly bounces them, talking to them gently in a deep rumbly voice. “It’s okay sweetheart. Shhh, you’re safe.” And eventually, the baby doesn’t just stop crying, but falls asleep.

And the JL just stand there, gobsmacked. Because what the fuck??? Why is the Batman so good with babies??? And the rest of the mission Batman just has the baby because a) they don’t want them to wake up and start fussing again. And b) because Batman looks genuinely happy (as happy as Batman can be without deeply horrifying the JL).

Now you see, I’ve watched enough cartoons to know that this square of the carpet is on a separate animation cell from the background & therefore something funky will happen if I step on it. You won’t catch me making a rookie mistake like that no sir!

Gwen crashing at Hobie's dimension every single day, telling him everything about Miles like the lovestruck teenager she is and getting excited about Hobie finally meeting Miles.

But then she notices how Hobie is always leaning into Miles' personal space, how he's constantly turning pink around him and how he seems to forget everyone else exists when Miles is around.

And then Gwen pulls Hobie aside, outright glaring at him; Hobie pretends he has no idea what's all that about even though he does.

"NO." She huffs, crossing her arms over her chest.

"No what?"

"You weren't supposed to fall in love with him too!"

"Well, too bad for you, now you have to share."

"NO! Hey, come back here, Hobie! We aren't done yet!"

Soap: I could bench press you

Ghost: You couldn’t bench press anyone… well, maybe Roach. He’s tiny

Roach: I know where you keep your diary

Ghost:

Soap: You have a diary-?

you guys wanna see the most accurate and blasphemous representation of the words ‘catholic shaming’?

Prompt:

Jason (maybe on a dare, maybe because he’s loopy etc.) calls Bruce (or any of the Bats, really) to tell him he loves him.

Bruce is convinced Jason is either dying or about to.

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Miguel: well at least you're sensible

Noir, barely eighteen, been broken out of prison, has killed a man and will do it again, just bit someone, building a bomb: sure. Sensible.

Batman Prompt 9 - Wait... He isn't a Persona!?

Brucie Wayne is Batman's real personality.

Batman is the real act, he isn't that serious.

I have seen many stories where The Justice League finds out Batman's real personality, and (most of them don't show what happens after the reveal) he now acts as himself which most people make closer to Batman's personality.

So I thought what if after this grand reveal, he doesn't just get closer to the JL, but he acts way different than they expect.

Brucie is a bit of an exaggeration of his real personality. He flirts but more in a playful way, and the public calls him a playboy because of that.

After the Justice League learns of Batman's true identity, they now think that 'Brucie' is just an elaborate act to conceal his identity. Little do they know how much their opinion of him is going to change.

This needs to happen after the reveal of Batman's identity, so you can write that(prefered) or you can skip that, but if you skip it you'll have to give a summary of how they found out so the reader has some background.

After the shock of Batman's secret identity, the JL thinks the only things that will change will be that Batman now trusts them more, they will now be able to meet out of uniform, they get to be involved in his personal life(not too much), and they see Brucie, Bruce Wayne in a different light; he isn't what the media says.

It's the day after the reveal or whenever they meet again (after the reveal).

Let's say it's a JL meeting, everything is going on as normal just with Batman with no mask on; he going through the report of something (idk what they do at the meetings).

The meeting is adjourned and somebody says that they want to hang out. They think even if Bruce told them his identity that wouldn't make him suddenly want to hang out with them, but to their surprise he says yes. His voice sounded lighter than normal, but... No, it was probably their imagination.

Bruce is at the party; it's at a privately owned place, so it's just them and none of them have to keep up the act and can be themselves.

They notice, no, it's obvious, that Bruce is acting differently. He is acting like...

"Wait is...Brucie the real personality?"

They all look at him in horror.

"...No it can't be...Can it?"

When it's something important or serious or he is uniform: Batman

When it's basically anything else: Brucie(normal him)