Reblog And Put In The Tags Why. This Is For Science.

FFXV's Definition of heartbreak.

Is Kakashi turning into Jiraya?

Okay, I am a big fan of Kakashi. But not the Naruto/Boruto Series.

So I mostly see the updates here on tumblr, see the new episodes and really asking this question now.

Reasons :

-the grey haired pervert, well known as exactly this

- still respected through the whole village

- as a "grandpa" now training a lot younger generation (Jiraya - > Naruto, Kakashi - > Boruto)

- occasionally leaving the village and staying at "spa's"

Is it just me? You see more reasons for or against it?

On the tradition of weird shots recently. Have to believe the chocobo rent prices have overwhelmed him.

A scenario where Shepard jokes with Vega, saying she's practically Garrus' wife now after she promotes him to her XO during the war, resulting in them unintentionally spending a lot more time together.

The joke goes over Vega's head, and he goes to congratulate Garrus personally. Garrus is confused, and Vega promises to keep the "secret marriage" a secret. Garrus now has to figure out how in the hell he accidentally proposed to and married a human and how is he supposed to tell his dad he missed the unplanned wedding and the ceremonial meeting of his fiancé. He was almost 30, but this was going to get him grounded for at least another 30 years or maybe even life.

Was he supposed to get his new wife a gift? Where they supposed to get matching tattoos like Turians? He could've sworn he read somewhere that humans consummated their vows the same way Turians do. Where did he go wrong dammit!?

He adores the idea of Shepard being his wife and loves knowing that she was so excited that she even told Vega about it. He just now has to figure out how he married her in the first place without her knowing he doesn't know. Because then she'll think he never wanted to marry her, and that is NOT the case. Maybe Tali will know? No way. She'd just call him a bosh'tet. Wrex will also call him a professional idiot. Liara won't judge, but he's sure she still hasn't gotten over her crush on the Commander, and he doesn't want to rub his new marriage in her face. Maybe Joker will tell him if he promises him the new fornax issue.

Garrus has had his fair share of giving his dad a pseudo aneurysm, but this one was going to send him into cardiac arrest for sure when he finds out his son married a woman the family didn't even meet. He needs a drink...after he finishes bribing Edi to scrub away everything she just heard him say out loud.

Garrus doesn't know that Vega is the galaxy's worst secret keeper, telling Shepard he's keeping the secret marriage a secret unwilling to let Shepard convince him that she's actually not married yet. She goes to see Garrus to have a good laugh about Vega's idiocy but walks into Garrus telling Edi he will use Shepard's override if she doesn't get rid of something.

Garrus is absolutely mortified and gives the cheesiest greeting to his "wife." She assumes Vega already brought the joke to Garrus but she's not overlooking him trying to be suspicious with Edi. He recovers, mentioning it was for his sesrch history for a gift he wanted to get her. He did intend to get her a gift so the phrase wasn't a complete lie...

She jokes about it and calls him her husband. Garrus, the realist he is, does not take this as a joke. She leaves him to his vices, and Garrus is now in a full-blown panic. He needs to understand what he did, and he needs to know now.

(If my brain gets any more random ideas, I'll at least finish and provide a resolution to this concept, lol. Feel free to offer your own ending)

Lovely Saturday everybody.

Showing off the power of a king.

Will McAvoy: What is illness to the body of our knight errand?

What matter wounds? For each time he falls...

MacKenzie McHale: What is he doing?

Charlie Skinner: He ended Don Quijote!

Will McAvoy: For each time he falls, he shall rise again ... woe to the wicked. Sancho! My Armor! My Sword!

Charlie: Which one of us is the sword in here?

Mackenzie McHale: Get back in bed!

Honestly... get your priorities straight.

I love this scene so much.

So I have a new Blorbo...

Played DMC5 and got stuck with V. Saying the actual canon material is sparce is an understatement.

So I decided to role play as V in Hogwarts Legacy. Works surprisingly good for my head cannon.

No mods only the vanilla game and not finished yet.

He can be a menace, unless he wants something. Still knows his way around to reach his goal.

Has a affinity for beast care, specifically a black Kneasel and a Blue Jobberknoll.

Kind of spoiler below.

Queen of light happy birthday.