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what if in good omens 2 the armagedon has to happen again but this time, instead of waiting for the kid to turn 11, they just take care of the baby from the beginning

reading a Hannibal smut so vile, so sexually aggressive and vulgar, so awfully, disgustingly smutty i must read a good, christian and asexual Good Omens fanfic immediately after so that i don't go straight to hell and burn for eternity

it was cute

it was funny

it was queer

it was mythologically accurate

it had great soundrack and great outfits

a fun, lil movie that only marvel people and bigots would hate, but nobody cares for their opinion either way

9.5/10

i haven't read neil gaimans books yet and i only watched good omens at the time so i thought american gods will be pretty much the same vibe and more seasons

it was a similar vibe BUT I DIDN'T EXPECT IT TO BE SO 18+, which is on me ig. i went from a wholesome show about friendship straight to VERY graphic sex scenes

the first sex scene (with bilquis) was very... worth coming back to but the idea of someone dying with a dick in their mouth had me in stiches

"she's a leprecunt", "get out of my house you zombie whore"? artistry. a colossal slay.

(spoiler)

at first i was sad that the tall ginger one died but then i watched law and order: svu so now i'm just happy i got to see him die twice

new flashing youtube ad just dropped. here's the first frame

you have exactly 3/4ths of a second before the flashing lights start. there are three bursts and each lasts just under half a second. they're red and black.

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something something angels but god doesn't care for them something something i found a liquor store and i drank it

reblog this if you’re jewish or your blog is a safe space for jewish people

in light of recent events as well as a new rise in creating nazi ocs I think this post is an important one to have on your blog if you stand behind your jewish followers or are jewish yourself.

every reblog is -1 hp for charles

I wish Terry was still with us. I'm trying to decide whether there are werewolves in the Good Omens universe. (Not for any actual reason. It just started itching at the back of my head.) I think the answer is probably no, but now I want to call Terry and see what he thinks.