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Alfred, stitching up Bruce: and what do we think you perhaps should have done differently, master Bruce?
Bruce, delirious: I think I should have died with my parents
canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
what if i made Batman acesexual and gave him a very complicated relationship with his playboy persona revolving around how people treat attractive people and the assumption that all men enjoy sex huh? what then?
batkids reactions to TikTok ban
Alfred: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the life of somebody who has been like another member of our family. Somebody who lifted our spirits in times of need and provided advice in times of crisis. Our very own TikTok.
Steph, in a black veil: *weeping*
Tim: *hugs her*
Duke, wistfully: I can still hear its AI voice.
Barbara: Shh, it's okay.
Bruce: May I say a few words?
Alfred: Of course.
Bruce: I didn't know TikTok well, and that is a regret I will carry for the rest of my days. But the way my family interacted with it, it's like it became a Robin on its own. I may not have much to say, but I will always remember the one-of-a-kind way it told Reddit stories on top of Subway Surfers.
Jason, angry: It should've been me, damn it!
Bruce: On behalf of all Americans, I would like to send my condolences to the Europeans, whose feeds will be dry without us. I would also like to send our regards—and data—to China, who has been supporting us through this difficult time. In lieu of flowers, please sign up for RedNote.
Cass, nodding: Anything but Meta.
Dick: That's right. We'll figure it out together.
Kate: *bursts in*
Kate: We have a situation.
Dick: What's up?
Kate: TikTok's back.
Steph: *screams*
Tim: Don't mind her. It's always a shock to the widows. What happened, Kate?
Kate: Lazarus Pit? Flashpoint? Who knows. The point is, TikTok is back.
Dick: That's fantastic!
Kate: I wouldn't celebrate so fast. It's back, but it's different.
Bruce: What do you mean?
Kate: We have to proceed with caution. TikTok is in its Red Hood era and the League of Assassins just scooped it up.
Bruce: You heard her. To the Batcave!
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inspired by a friend misspeaking
Sometimes I just sit here and think of the fact that every time someone hallucinates Jason Todd, they hallucinate him in his Robin mantle, barely out of it.
For everything that happened, actually, I think Jason would love to die as Bruce's son — except, he didn't.
He died no one's son. He died as Robin.
But most importantly, he was remembered like that. Like no one's son, just a failed sidekick. So now, when his family wants his ghost to haunt them for their mistakes, guilt and saviour complexes, they taint their memories of a boy that was their family once by moulding him in a faceless mantle.
Isn't that just Sad.
the holy grail types of fanfic
You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this