Jaybirdbluebottle - JayBird

Yknow how people say they picture senshi and it helps them cook? I think I’m doing something wrong (DO NOT DO THIS)

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

Don’t disturb him, he’s having some beauty rest (coma)

In case anyone wanted to know what my fan casting is (merging Sesame Street and the muppets cause I can)

Bert and Ernie — Jon and Martin

Any Jonah body —Kermit, Jonah makes his new bodies look as close to his original as he can in my mind

Peter Lukas — Sam eagle but British

Tim — gonzo, he has the range and the shirts, I also accept fozzie

The one human character — since our protagonist and villain are both puppets the third option is the most normal character and that to me is Georgie

Big bird is a vast avatar

The muppet archives

woah. jonathan.

🪲💚🧡🪲

Silly bugs

one day i'll see you again

let nikki double major in biology and fashion, i think she'd have fun

“your spells are always so thoughtful. much more eloquent than your words”