#letRemusLupinbeasugarbaby2022

Johnny: [sees a ladybug]

Johnny: [tips hat] ma'am

Sirius: glasses are so unattractive

James: damn bitch I'm just trying to see

No, see, because that was my thoughts exactly!!!

JayKyle AU where Kyle decides to go to university to get an art degree. He ends up meeting an obnoxious classic lit student in an art history class. That student? Jason Todd.

Cue obnoxious art kid vs. equally obnoxious classic lit kid. It would be academic rivals to lovers.

But in the background Kyle is still going around as Green Lantern taking care of whatever off missions the League needs help with since all the other Lanterns are off in space most of the time. And who does he meet? Red Hood. Kyle does not know that Red Hood and Jason are the same person— but now not only is he crushing on his nerdy bookworm study partner, but also the asshole that keeps shooting him with rubber bullets! And unknown to him, it’s the same guy!

This could take place in Gotham— obviously. Gotham has a university. But it would be so much funnier in my head if it takes place in UCLA.

I think it should take place in a SoCal university because that makes it so much funnier for some reason.

MDZS Nie Brothers HC that Nie Huaisang doesn’t really like kids. He’s never wanted kids for himself and so he certainly doesn’t like dealing with other people’s kids. People certainly don’t know that about him because he won’t openly tell anyone to keep kids away from him, but in his head he feels himself getting annoyed whenever kids are around him.

Nie Mingjue, on the other hand? He loves kids. It’s a crazy juxtaposition between the brothers since one would think that Nie Huaisang would like kids more than his grumpy brother, but no it’s the other way around. If Nie Mingjue weren’t so dedicated to his responsibilities he would have liked to spend more time looking for someone to settle down with and have a couple of kids.

Season 3 Epsiode 15: EDDIE BEGINS

When Bobby chooses to send Chimney after Eddie in the hole and Buck says that he should be the one to go down there AND THEN HEN SAYS— and I quote, “We don’t need another cut line.”

OH MY GOD?

Hot Take that’s not actually a Hot Take:

Sirius and James had that type of friendship where everything they say either starts or ends with ‘bro’.

James and Remus had that type of friendship where they like graphically flirt with each other and nobody can tell wether they’re together or not.

Do you think Remus went through his slut era while Sirius was in prison?

I like to believe he did.

When I think of the teenage marauders I think of a clusterfuck of just all those cartoons that has the main characters going on wacky adventures every week. Like Scooby Doo, Johnny Test, Regular Show, The Amazing World of Gumball, Gravity Falls, The Owl House. Idk, I just imagine them getting into trouble and doing cartoon-y adventures. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’ve time traveled (especially since that’s a canon activity to do in the books).

BATBUCKET 🪣 🦇

Never forget the batbucket.