28 Years Ago Today Stu Macher Threw A Very Eventful Party (:

in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

ok, I’m just gonna fix this hold on— *overcomplicates the narrative* *overcomplicates the narrative* *overcomplicates the

alignment chart i made that applies to all good music

"my child is fine" your child has been listening to Emergence by Sleep Token on repeat for the past 6 days

this is based off of my rapidly expanding au where percival (one of the little guys) begins to realize the stuff he experienced on the island as he gets older, only made worse by having jack attend his university and bring up terrifying images of a pig heading monster and dead boys

look to windward as an inversion of Atlantic

you don’t wake up surrounded, blinking lights and hospital beds and loved ones with worry in their eyes. You wash up on the shore. Alone. And you have to claw your way back to life. and you do. you stand up and you lift your sword. you have paid your penance and you are ready to fight for what you are owed.

Characters from Arc of a Scythe as incorrect quotes

Rand, furious: I’m going to take you out

Tyger: Great, it’s a date!

Rand: I meant that as a threat.

Tyger: See you at five!

Citra: Please, I'm begging you, go to a doctor.

Rowan: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

Rowan: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Citra: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Rowan:

Rowan: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Citra: On the count of three, what's your favorite birthday cake? One, two, three-

Jeri and Greyson, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Citra: Our turn, Rowan! One, two, three- vanilla!

Rowan, with serious face: I've never had a birthday cake, what is a birthday cake?

I think the craziest thing that happened in hannibal nbc has to be hannibal's schedule because my man was out there murdering people, eating them all while going unnoticed, working full time as a psychiatrist, playing several instruments + composing music, working with the FBI to lead them away from him, flirt with the guy trying to catch him, have random hookups, cook michelin star worthy meals, host dinner parties, go to the opera, frame the guy he fell in love with for his own crimes, go to therapy (more like yap about his crush to bedelia), spend several hours a week at the swimming pool, spend hours on tattlecrime reading about himself and that's not even all of it je lui tire mon chapeau like we say in french oh yes right he also speaks multiple languages!

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