Hunger

Hunger

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Okay hear me out!

We have all talked about how Jason gets pit rage because of the Lazarus waters being gross ecto, or how his obssession is the Joker and needing to kill him and a bunch of other things,

Yes?

With me so far?

Okay!

Let me give that a twist,

That Pit Rage Jason feels is hunger, specifically a ghosts hunger.

Jason came back from the dead not fully, he's a starving ghost with a malnourished proto-core, until he properly eats it will stay weak and hungry.

How does the Joker fit in all this?

Easy, With the lack of good ecto for Jason to feed and stabilize from the next best option is his murderer.

Consuming that who killed you is very nourishing for a new ghost.

So Jason getting angry with the bats and others when they tell him not to kill the Joker or actively prevent him from even getting near him is like putting all his favourite foods right in front of him and then taking it away from him,

Each time getting worse for Jason, only getting hungrier and hungrier each time it happens.

How would you feel if you were starving and people kept offering you food and then pulling it away before you could eat it?

Confused?

Desperate?

Anger?

It doesn't count as cannibalism if you're not the same

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Jason biting the bars of his holding cell like a dog

Dick: "Is it just me or where his teeth always that sharp?"

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Oracle: "I lost sight of the Joker!"

Jason hunched over with glowing green eyes while drooling: "No worries he's nearby I can smell him."

Other Bats listening on the comms: " ...What the hell do you mean smell ! Are you drooling ?!"

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Bats: "Wow Jason sure is getting creative trying to get the Joker!"

Jason:

Hunger

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Lanterns of Wishes ~Path to Freedom~ Event Story English Translation Directory

translation by: phantombanquet

Lanterns Of Wishes ~Path To Freedom~ Event Story English Translation Directory

Summary

A mysterious force trapped Riddle, Jack, Deuce, and Kalim in the library. The anecdotes of a flying "lantern" and the "Princess of the Tower" seem to be the key to their escape. Can the four of them solve this strange phenomenon?

Chapter List - Episode 1: Wandering Lantern!

Episode 1-1: Reflect More!!

Episode 1-2: Won't Budge!?

Episode 1-3: Like a Pantomime

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Lanterns Of Wishes ~Path To Freedom~ Event Story English Translation Directory

I'll delete this once i finish translating everything, but the rest of the episodes will be uploaded over this weekend! Thank you for your patience 🙇🏼


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some canonically established facts about chase hunter lest we forget

kinkshaming king

into fox/horse

hardcore atheist or at least anti-christianity out of spite, which, fair, but like to the point where he assumes every christian person is homophobic by default

guy who says hiiiiii~

put up a gay dating ad seeking a "friend/mentor" pretending to be 18 when he was actually 15 because he thought he could get away with that Great Idea somehow (he did not)

claims to NOT have a daddy kink

always has to piss at the worst times

always injures a foot or leg at the worst times

had an emo frosted tips haircut phase

mid taste in music

big dick (according to his inner monologue at least)

knows what an aesthetic blog is

the stereotypical gay friend who gets dragged to gay clubs by his straight female friends

not a big fan of alcohol

thinks his goatee is so cool and wants you to STOP calling it a goatee, guys, it's a ~SOUL PATCH~ >://

god's least favorite creation

Soooo this hit me earlier-

Phantom and Robin (Dick) being friends, maybe meet during a Teen Titan mission and Robin never told the Adult Leaguers about Phantom and his city cause Phantom asked him not too? Perhaps not wanting someone to get possessed or just Jaded Amity from someone not taking their calls seriously.

Anyway- Dick doesn't hear from Phantom for years, possibly both accidently drop out of contact due to hectic lives on both sides, Dick jut getting started as Nightwing and Phantom is dealing with the GIW.

Not until Tim is Robin and both YJ and TT are thrown off by this strange glowing entity shows up at the Tower bleeding Lazarus Water and asking for Nightwing.

Dick is surprised over how much Phantom had changed. Gone was the hazmat suit and short frame. Now his old friend was nearly taller then him, still built for aerial flight yet it was as if his limbs were just a tad too long the more he looked. Especially when he noticed the ragged claws that poked through his ripped gloves...

Which makes him realize the hazmat suit wasn't gone, it was simply ripped and torn to rags and Phantom had patched it with other materials or simply wrapped bandages around the exposed parts and was wearing a tattered purple cloak over the rest. It also drew his attention to how inhuman Phantom now looked, how wide and feral his eyes were-how now they were fully radioactive green swirling with electric blue, how his skin was stretched tight over muscles and cracked in some places which were blackened with frostbite, how his smile was filled with sharp teeth and stretched just too wide to be normal, his face now wrapped in bandages partially as if to hide how inhuman he had become, the bandages blending in with his long white hair that crackled like electricity and flaked like snow or the tail of a comet. How he was only shorter then Nightwing due to standing hunched over and how twisted his legs looked when not a ghostly tail.

Something had happened and it had drastically changed the protective Ghost.

Nightwing: Phantom-

Danny: *grimace* I go by Wraith now...

Nightwing paused as he realized that his friends voice now sounded like the shattering of ice mixed with the howls of mountain winds.

Nightwing: ...Danny why are you here?

Wraith sighs and hands him a cloth covered bundle which Nightwing unwrapped to reveal a glowing dagger made of green metal that would look like Kryptonite if not for the darker green.

Wraith: The GIW...they wiped Amity off the map...everyone is gone

Nightwing: Danny...we can help

Wraith: *shakes head* No...I need you to only do one thing...after I take them down..

Nightwing: No

Wraith: *closes Nightwings hands over th dagger ignoring how his own skin sizzles from being so close* I need you to end me.

Wraith leaves as Nightwing protests: I'll be at our spot once it's over.


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There was a giant, glowing white dragon flying through Gotham's sky, bright enough to be seen through the dark sky even as high up as it were.

Each and every one of the Batfam were curious about its existence as a whole.

It kept appearing each and every night, seemingly looking for something, something that the batfam is keeping a lookout for, despite not knowing what it was.

A few weeks later, Killer Croc broke out of Arkham, and was currently being fought by the big Bat. Then a flash of white came barreling down from the sky, the dragon that was hanging overhead of Gotham, locked solely upon one Killer Croc.

It seems to shrink, rather than being the length that towers over buildings, it became way smaller. Small enough to wrap around Killer Croc without hiding him from sight.

"Uncle Waylon!"

For the amusement park au

Danny convinces people that the yetis and other ghosts are just in really good makeup and costumes. There's a kiddie section for Youngblood and his crew with a pirate themed and a wild west themed play area for super young kids along with rides. There's a water park area of the park including rides inhabited by sea serpant ghosts and there are regular swimming pools and slides, the areas connected to the realms has a cloak on it to appear completely normal.

Yes yes yes, 100000%! I love reading these! I literally have nothing to add! But I’m sure you lot sure do :)

Gosh, I can’t imagine what would happen once the Batfam return to the park after Danny fixes it up and ghostifies it. Even if they don’t notice anything, a magic user or two might

Bruce: ALRIGHT. FAMILY MEETING. NOW. *sits down in an armchair, and frowns at the assorted children he’s collected, plus an amused Alfred*

Bruce: Just because I leave the house without you, does NOT mean you have permission to reenact Home Alone with your siblings, assorted pets, and dubious friends.

Tim: *blinking innocently* Who would do a thing like that?

Jason: *staring* You still have an iron imprint on your forehead, moron.

Tim: Ooooh, that explains the headache and double vision.

Bruce: YOU ACTUALLY HIT HIM WITH AN IRON?!

Duke: He volunteered for it, for the sake of authenticity.

Bruce:……..

Cass: We also zapped Jason.

Bruce: WHAT.

Jason: Hey, like I was gonna turn down free electroshock therapy. I’m not that stupid, old man.

Bruce:………..when did my house turn into the Wayne Asylum for the Deranged?

Alfred: I believe it was when you first decided that dressing up as a bat was a proper alternative for therapy, sir.

Bruce: Oh. Ouch.

The kids: OOOOH BURN!

Tim: Like my forehead! 😃

Bruce: Someone haul him down to the med bay please.

Wishmaster simon pt 3 (short comic thing) tomfoolery ):D @whatawonderart

I loved that final took some sinking in but now got that free time to attack my fav au's with that marvolus fixation energy

Was talking to @xinamothy again and we concluded he would totally provide a story summary of the monkeys paw (bro wants to educate) and maybe have some silly worksheet for wish crafting to anyone who proved good company . Hes got the wishmastering job to do

Wishmaster Simon Pt 3 (short Comic Thing) Tomfoolery ):D @whatawonderart
Wishmaster Simon Pt 3 (short Comic Thing) Tomfoolery ):D @whatawonderart
Wishmaster Simon Pt 3 (short Comic Thing) Tomfoolery ):D @whatawonderart
Wishmaster Simon Pt 3 (short Comic Thing) Tomfoolery ):D @whatawonderart

Wishmaster Simon Pt 3 (short Comic Thing) Tomfoolery ):D @whatawonderart
Wishmaster Simon Pt 3 (short Comic Thing) Tomfoolery ):D @whatawonderart

He was explaining to wife

Wishmaster Simon Pt 3 (short Comic Thing) Tomfoolery ):D @whatawonderart
Wishmaster Simon Pt 3 (short Comic Thing) Tomfoolery ):D @whatawonderart
Wishmaster Simon Pt 3 (short Comic Thing) Tomfoolery ):D @whatawonderart
Wishmaster Simon Pt 3 (short Comic Thing) Tomfoolery ):D @whatawonderart
3 months ago

The US economy genuinely might collapse within a week. lol

Prompt 170

Once again on my Ras & Danny being training rivals thanks to time travel bullshit. 

Look, Danny knows about the league of Assassins, but he almost dies of laughter when he realizes it’s the modern name of the league of Shadows. He’s an adult now, has been for a while, he’s allowed to find the situation he’s found himself in amusing. Hell, his sparring buddy who is somehow still alive is laughing too. 

And no one else knows what’s going on, okay? This random man walked into their secret base, completely ignored the many assassins trying to stop him, and called their illustrious leader a “Little Bitch Man” and they are now fighting?

The fighting is familiar, but why the fuck is Ras cackling and saying things like “Ayreh Feek” back. Practically saying “Fuck you,” while laughing and oh Pit, they’re Bantering this is terrifying, why has Ras not won yet, why has this man not died yet and- bodies aren’t supposed to bend like that what the fuck- 

Ras on the other hand, has One friend, who is immortal like him, actually remembers the shit he complains about, is also down for saving endangered animals, and actually knows how to spar! It’s not a proper spar unless someone loses at least a hand that has to be reattached! And honestly, people nowadays should know that the proper greeting to an old friend is to instantly try to kill the other. 


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