Obligatory Dirk Splinter Piece WIP

Sheeeeeshh

An analysis of Mom Lalonde’s parenting of Rose:

Thinking abt how mom lalonde was basically the Line on being called abusive.

Mom Lalonde would have been fine if cps had been called, etc etc, but the thing is she was still neglectful. 13yr olds are definitely kids who’re beginning to separate themselves from their parents and fill their needs elsewhere, but that doesn’t mean that they’re able to take care of themselves on their own. Rose was neglected in a way that was invisible to most.

Likely, she would’ve been given lots of “fend for yourself” food nights, but she would still *have food* in the house.

Mom Lalonde was likely never there for Rose in any emotional capacity. If at all, she wouldn’t have been sober, and lots of times that turns it into less of “how can I help” and “here’s *my* issues as well.”

Rose was a victim of parentification, at least to a certain extent, and she was absolutely neglected, and she did not have any sort of parental figure to look up to or admire or get help from

Which, honestly, is why I think Roxy and rose have a good relationship. They were raised *the same way.* The only difference is that Rose had a ghost for a mother instead of someone who wasn’t there at all

Also wish that jade and rose had bonded over that more; they were raised in similar ways. They both *technically* had a guardian- bec and mom respectively- but they really have a person to turn to or a shoulder to cry on in a *human* way.

(Also a solid portion of this is projecting but shhhh)

Just my oc

My baby(

I made a Karkat tantrum bingo shaker charm a while ago and I think it's my fave merch thing I've made so far :'0

the homestuck kids react to your pregnancy

john: wowie zowie! (doesnt pay child support)

jade: (sniffs your neck, nuzzles u) i know. i could smell the fertility. :)

dave: woah. does that mean your tits get bigger? POGGERS (fist pump)

rose: Aw honey, its what we always wanted, an abortion! <3

jake: jiminey crickets! im quite virile huh? (dies gruesomely like a hamster)

jane: ok (doesnt pay child support)

dirk: idgaf (beheads himself)

roxy: (performs a c section on you)

themes commonly found in international friendships

- ‘u dont have (insert food/music/restaurant here) over there??’ - ‘wait what time is it. shouldnt u be asleep’ - alternatively: timezoned/clockblocked again - ‘do u need a hug. have a virtual hug’ - weird slang terms - ‘i will fight everyone thats mean to u. i will fight them rn’ - vague embarrassment regarding ur accent - ‘dont maKE ME COME OVER THERE’ - ‘oh yeah i have a friend who lives in (insert country here) and apparently’ - no real hugs :(( - suffering - fahrenheit vs celsius - the measuring of things in feet fucks one of u up, probably

Little sketch of one of my baby

Hhhh