He’s Not Messing With You, Richie. Hope You Come To Your Senses Soon.🇺🇸

He’s not messing with you, Richie. Hope you come to your senses soon.🇺🇸

The Time Travel Approval Council reviews proposals for use of the organization’s time machine. For a proposal to be accepted it must either A) work towards or at least not he counter to one of the Council’s primary goals or B) otherwise improve the quality of life on Earth.

FAQ:

Q: Who are the members of the Council?

A: That’s classified.

Q: What are the primary goals of the Council?

A: 1) Ensure the time machine is/was developed. 2) Repair the friendship between @elvis-official and @nixon-official. The exact details are classified but the results of their rift will inevitably lead to catastrophe in the future. 4) Maintain the existence of the hellsite known as “Tumblr”. 5) Make sure some funny things happen throughout the timeline. As a treat.

Q: What about time travel paradoxes?

A: We solved all of those. Don’t worry about it.

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You know, I did this once. A good time.

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Eat your carbs and watch Severance, folks. God Bless Adam Scott. 🇺🇸

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Trans Nixons are Human Nixons 🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇸

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My Fellow Americans, invest in the Orb. God Bless the Orb. 🇺🇸⚫️

what’s it like in the orb? do they have good acoustics there?

Very good. Can hear everything. Come to the orb.


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Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

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Thank you, Mr. Ochs. I aspire to spread equality and inclusion and happiness to the American people. God Bless Everyone. 🇺🇸

President James “Jimmy” Dean is a flaming homosexual. 🏳️‍🌈


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mayo is the sauce of the aristocrat actually 👆

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It was Nixon

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