I love really old jokes
“who’s attacking you?”
“Nobody!!!”
Me reading books about gay people and getting flustered when the subtext homoeroticism becomes Front Text In Plain Sight Homoeroticism™
I don't listen to MCR btw
my chemical homoerotic subtext
Caffinate
You get me going
...
Brain
Heart
Control
Caffinate
Melatonin
Part 3 link:
I am Jamm, God of the Comments
I am Arran, god of the most important thing
EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username
Me: “I don’t have bad sensory issues”
Also me: “I can’t listen to what this person is saying because my socks’ toe seams are misaligned inside my shoe pressing on my nails, these socks are also strangling my ankles and I might realistically die from it”
If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.
UGHH *growls in rizz*
WHY DO ALL THE COOL FREAKY PEOPLE *slicks hair back and bites lip*
HAVE TO BE PUNISHED ✊🏾😔 *shakes dreads nonchalantly*
DONT WORRY POOKIE 🎀🗣️
I SAVE YOU FROM THE SICKNESS 🤺🤺🤺
I can’t believe I have the flu and laryngitis🧍🏼♀️
To make matters infinitely worse right now? I just started my period. I’m being punished.
Adds another reblog cuz I'm chronically online n shit 😎👌🏾🦐💕
ALSO HUH???
This isn't summer...
This isn't fall...
So this must be
Autumn
Loser, 17, probably acoustic. Bunch of stuff that the lizard in my head screams out from time to time.
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