Thank You, Silly King 👑🐦‍⬛

first semester studying marine biology: wow i'm really learning a lot about the ocean ^_^ i can't wait to get out in the field in a couple years and do my part to make the world a better place ^_^

third semester studying marine biology: the intersection of capitalism, imperialism, socioeconomic injustice, and environmental destruction has turned me into david lynch's cartoon of the dog that is so angry it cannot move. anti littering campaigns aren't enough i need to guillotine every petrochemical executive and stick their heads on pikes on the white house lawn

Me when I see abstract art:

Some disco wash mouth elysium goobling

"I'd like to go with you."

"Even though I haven't fixed the air conditioning in this car?"

"Even so."

American Fuji, p.277 S. Backer - 2001

In self defense,

a knife protects.

I bring my lunch,

no one suspects.

And when it's time

to end a life-

Deceptive fruit;

Banana Knife

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I don't plan to stay in the place

for very long,

I will not endure

The repercussions of other's mistakes.

I want to move

right after

I turn of legal age

And I will be free

(I forgot the OG post for banana knife. Can someone reblog with the OG pls?)

I'm bringing a knife to work today because I don't trust people not to try to kill me.

BRINGING A KNIFE FOR SELF DEFENSE.

AND ONLY SELF DEFENSE.

BECAUSE I DON'T TRUST PEOPLE NOT TO TRY TO ASSAULT ME.

BRINGING A KNIFE TO WORK BECAUSE I WON'T GO OTHERWISE.

BRINGING A KNIFE TO WORK EVEN THOUGH IT WON'T SAVE ME IF I NEED TO USE IT.

I'm bringing a knife to work today.

And it won't save me.

It won't save me because there are too many bigots. Too many extremists. Too many murder-willing people in my town.

Those people who voted for HIM. Those people who made me bring the knife today.

The people at fault are the reason I'm bringing a knife today.

Those people are the reason I will carry a knife everyday for the foreseeable future.

They're why I will not feel safe, just as much as HIM.

PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP

getting you getting you getting yu getting you getting yuo getting you getting u

If you're waking/about to wake up- Remember:

Save yourself the trouble,

Poop before leaving the house

TRANSMASC SUKUNA FOR THE WINNNNN

(notice those top surgery scars? That's how we know)

you guys will NOT believe where my savings went

TYPES OF PEOPLE ON THE ROAD

1. Funeral Procession on the Highway

2. NASCAR in the Suburbs/Residential

3. Drift Royalty on an Intersection

3.5 Doughnut Makers in the Middle of the Night

4. Tiny Ween Syndrome But it's Your Problem

5. People Who Actually Know How to Drive

6. Cops

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you're welcome

JJK SPOILER

how about I go play in traffic?

a manga panel cannot hurt and heal you at the same time

the manga panel in question: