You tell him Rose!
Jesse: whatever you say, slut
Rose: ouch, oooh, such an insult. Let me know when you come up with something creative to call me, you sack of poorly packaged horseshit
The iMac caption was the funniest.
Can’t wait to see all my fave characters again.
This is an awesome fan art of Revan.
Lord Revan by Corbin Hunter
Bastila | Juhani | Revan | Mission | Canderous
“Cough” shitty Catholic apologists “cough”.
felt inspired to make this after reading some of the comments on my post about liking history
Damn, this is both hilarious and accurate.
If the Romans and Friends Had Outgoing Voice Messages Part 2
Cleopatra: You have reached 1-800 That Bitch, and this is a message to let SOMEBODY (Antony) know that if he so much as TRIES to steal my takeout this time I will stab him in the eye
Octavia: Before you begin your message I'd like to apologize for anything my brother has done to provoke you, I am not responsible for him
Cicero: You have reached the only voice of reason left in this hellhole, please leave a message.
Agrippa: Marcus Agrippa, please leave a message. Sorry I can't come to the phone right now but I literally never have a moment free *depressed laugh*
LOL. This is hilarious.
If the Romans and Friends Made YouTube Videos
Caesar: How NOT to Invade Britain
Antony: My Trip to Egypt (Gone Sexual)
Brutus: I Stabbed a Guy?? (EMOTIONAL)
Cassius: You Won't BELIEVE What I Convinced My Friend to Do (SOMEBODY DIED) (NOT Clickbait)
Cleopatra: Doing My Eye Makeup While I Prepare for War
Octavian: I Inherited an Empire (RIP Uncle Julius)
Pompey: We're Not Bros Anymore (GONE WRONG) (GONE VIOLENT)
sydney sage: im cold
adrian ivashkov: here take my jacket. actually take my soul and my heart and my lungs too and while you're at it want my skin as well? that help? love you
LOL.
The Romans When They're Drunk
Caesar: He doesn't get drunk, and no one encourages him to. They don't know what he's like drunk, and they don't want to know
Antony: Is a really happy drunk. Cuddles with everyone and impulsively buys all kinds of nonsense. When he wakes up in the morning he's surrounded by his drunk purchases but has no idea who drained his bank account.
Brutus: Sobs hysterically, an absolute wreck. Tells you his whole life story and you'll find him throwing up in the bathroom later, Cassius holding his hair back while he has to listen to him cry about his past for the millionth time.
Octavian: Starts giving speeches to everyone while standing on the table. He thinks they're motivational, but they're complete gibberish.
Cassius: A bold, angry drunk. Will fight anyone and can make literally anything into a weapon.
Pompey: Calls everybody beautiful and suddenly is under the impression that he can sing and dance.
And they both have extremely sexy voices.
I love the difference between vetra and garrus combat styles
Garrus: one perfectly aimed shot with a sniper will drop the target
Vetra: Just……fill it with bullets
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