Jubilexe - Trouble

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

Yeah, I'm fine

*Types "<character name> x reader" into tumblr search bar*

People from other cities: How can Batman keep training these child soldiers for his crusade? It's child cruelty and he should be investigated!

Gothamites: The children yearn to fight crime. At least the birds have adult supervision, cause I sure as hell didn't.

markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show

hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?

i'm going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her

This is literally my favorite thing right now, I need more like desperately and the writing is so immaculate :))))

the infinite playlist - two: y/n makes a choice she’s probably gonna regret

 based on nick and norah’s infinite playlist by david levithan and rachel cohn

summary: y/n takes on a project she doesn’t have the patience for, stiles gets caught in a really awkward turf war of sorts, and lydia has decent taste in guys for someone with terrible taste in guys.

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i am living for these captions both as a fan of ghost files and as a swiftie

the nascar fandom is in shambles rn bc the official account posted #yascar with a link to pride merchandise and a real life reply was ‘smh no longer supporting nascar has been going downhill since they banned the confederate flag’

Do you take platonic cast requests??

I do indeed!

the "you're cargo" to "it's okay, babygirl" to "it wasn't time that did it" pipeline goes so fucking crazy bro