Man Human Imprinting Is Crazy. My Friend’s Roomba Zoomed By Me And I Got This Intense Urge To Reach

you’re either in love with namjoon or you’re in love with namjoon like there’s no other way you will always be in love with namjoon and anyone saying otherwise is just lying

Maleficent??🤔🤔

Cr: mintbreeze Cr: anggle

jimin in pink

the universal colour of self-love and the love of others; represents friendship, affection, harmony, inner peace, and approachability. 

1st june// 17

have a save and happy month ❤️💛💚💙💜

hello?

Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?!

Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can’t really test it though, ‘cause it only happens spontaneously.

Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don’t even know how you do it?

Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don’t feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.

Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?

Human: Yeah, it’s like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?

Alien: Fuck you and your entire species of tiny juggernauts.

difference between reading smut and fluff 

smut/ rated M and E: 

pokerface sage level

frozen af

slight mouth twitching

less breathing/no breathing at all

often reads at exposed public spaces

CHILL AF

fluff:

tendency to break things

screaming

raptor noises

more screaming

fanning self

chill level at -0

hits everything and everyone

always on the verge of cardiac arrest

abnormal heart rate

external manifestation of the devil high on rainbow weed

‘bitch you dont touch me while im reading this or i will hurt you’

Search & Purge

Today we are going on a scouting mission in the tags. Our target looks like this:

They post links with very similar titles. Posts have very, very random tags. My guess is that their software chooses 20 tags from a long list of words. Bots even appear under the suicide tag.

How to Search & Purge

Search for a tag (sky, nature, batman etc)

Go to ‘recent’ (not most 'popular’)

Click the arrow

Click report

Report for spam

This approach is different from purging the comments. This time we use the arrow button. Using the arrow reports the entire post. We DON’T want to do this when we purge comments, otherwise we report the OP who made a nice post and not the bot.

Pay attention to the tags porn bots use. They give you directions where to purge next.

Don’t forget the warrior ethos. We only report bots. We don’t spam ourselves. Don’t comment 'purged this post, 2pm’ etc.

Let’s go get them!

I made a dumb thing. Reblog with which emotion x Seventeen member you are!

glory or wisdom? love or power? violin or piano? fire or water? air or earth? forest or river? black or white? left or right? heads or tails? theatre or cinema? give or take? dawn or dusk? gold or silver? art or music? morning or night? venus or mercury?