I’m Rereading Prisoner Of Azkaban And Fully Appreciating How Wild It Is That Of All The People Ron

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[After a fight]

James: Are we friends again?

Sirius: No.

James:

Sirius:

Sirius: We're brothers.

James: That was terrifying, don't pause like that!

Harry, turning around: Hermione, please excuse my language-

Harry, turning back to Ron: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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Hermione: We have to get to a muggle hospital, and we have to get there fast.

Harry: Then I should drive.

Ron: Why you?

Harry: I have nothing to live for, and I drive like it.

Hermione: Okay, let's do it.

[cut to]

Everyone in the Car: *screaming*

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Headcanon that there was a running gag where the Marauders just kind of showed up out of nowhere whenever someone mentions/needs them.

Because…why not!?

Student: I wonder where the Marauders are?

The Marauders step out from behind a tapestry.

Sirius: You rang?

-

Student: Does anyone know where James is? I want to speak to him about our Quidditch practice?

James drops down from the ceiling.

James: Sorry it took me so long! What’s up?

-

Student: Say Peter, have you seen Remus? We’re meeting in the library.

Peter: Look to your left. 

Student: …Okay?

Peter: Now look to your right.

Remus is standing next to the student.

Student: How the f–

-

Lily: Let’s ask the Marauders…

Alice: Where are they?

Lily: Oh, don’t worry. They’ll come.

Alice: What do y-

-Marauders leap out of a shrub-

Lily: Every time. Every damn time.

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Professor Flitwick: Are you expecting the Marauders?

Professor McGonagall: Nobody ex-

Marauders:

James: Nobody expects the Marauders!

James: So uh, for future reference, do I have to ask you before I go out with my friends?

Lily: No…. Yes…. Sometimes.

James: So uh, how will I know which times?

Lily: Well you'll know afterward when I get mad.