Corpse: [Sneaks into the house wearing a huge bag]
Rae: What's in the bag?
Corpse's bag: meow
Corpse:
Rae:
Corpse: Drugs
Alternative version:
Corpse's bag: meow
Corpse:
Rae:
Corpse: Bingus
YES
every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
She’s holding my hand waiting for me to grab on 🥰
no one will know which one it is.
Toast: I think the words you're searching for are 'I surrender.'
Corpse: The words I'm searching for I can't say because Sykkuno is present.
the holy trinity: the father (fuck it we ball) the son (it is what it is) the holy spirit (to be cringe is to be free)
Valkyrae: You know, not every problem can be solved with a knife.
Corpse: *nodding* That's why I have multiple knives.
They/Them | ✨ Agender ✨ | Bi without the Sexual | Wish porn bots would stop following me ✌
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