My Heart Says "Yes!" But My Allergies Say "Fuck You!"

Sanji is that employee that can deal with any asshole old man or dumbass teen boy but the minute a Karen or spoiled girl walks in "Robin, Robin I need help. She said I tried to poison her cause she's allergic to peanuts but she ordered peanut butter ice cream! Help😭" And here comes work Mama Robin to the rescue of her little emo duckling because someone has to look out for this child. She pulls the "Anyways you are now loitering and if you do not leave I will call the authorities or handle you myself. Have a nice day 😊"

the sanji and robin dynamic to me is just, a woman in her late 20s and a teenager that work at baskin robins together and became work besties

A literal mood of 80% of my life.

women & bitches love my cavern

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

Ayyyyyyy I'm Trans and genderfluid my dudes! Come chill here if you ever need to talk!

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Y'all I'm not even lying when I say they posted literally right after I posted this!!! I just finished reading and they didn't say anything in the notes so I hope they're fine 💙

It's so strange and funny how the ao3 curse has affected my thought process. I was sitting here genuinely panicking because an ao3 author I've been reading from stopped posting three days ago and they're a daily poster. So my brain immediately jumped to "Oh gods I hope wherever hit them isn't too terrible! I hope it's just a cold and not a burned down house or dead relative!" Gods only on AO3 would you assume the worst immediately because someone missed their weeklies/dailies.

Feferi appoints me as her royal adviser while laughing... HOLY CARP I GOTTA TELL MY RP GROUP!

The fact I immediately knew this was from precure. Fucking love Cure Sebastian

I personally think this is what happens when Alfred has to go out as Batman

"Thank you for coming to Their Ted Talk, please exit through the door on your left. Hmm? Yes that was the whole talk, it was full of great wisdom in my opinion."

yusuke kitagawa is trans

Ah yes peak "Is life even real" commentary from our resident sleep deprived abstract thinkers

[Leblanc at 4AM]

Yusuke: Nothing is on fire. Fire is on other things.

Ren: …?

Yusuke: Apologies. Did I wake you-?

Ren, sitting up: Firetrucks are actually watertrucks.

Yusuke: And most of the stars we see are dead.

Ren: Did the gods make humans? Or did humans make the gods?

Yusuke: Is it too early or too late to have a crisis.