Legate Lanius from Fallout New Vegas has
✅ 3 smashes
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Riding my skateboard down to the skate park, wind flows through my hair as I start to put on my helmet. Clipping it on, I push my board faster as I’m already late.
Before I left home I changed my clothes into something more comfortable, a yellow muscle shirt, grey basketball shorts, and my pair of runners.
Pulling down my athletic gloves, I pull my board into the park.
“Ehhh more crowded than usual, some sort of birthday party or what?”
Flipping my board up into my hands, I walk to wear my friend, Witch, usually sits. Wearing a black, midthigh length dress with lace across her collar, she puffs clouds as she enjoys a blunt. Her short fluffy black hair rests on her shoulders while she looks out into the distance. Putting the blunt to her lips, she gets black lipstick on the end as she takes a drag. Sitting on those parking lot concrete blocks, her arm rests on her plus-sized stomach while she leans forward. Tattoos blanket her arm from the tips of her finger, covering her shoulder and wrapping around her breast and shoulder blade.
“Junkrat… JUNKRAT!!!!”
Noticing me, my body tenses up as her sneakers pound the pavement toward me. Grabbing me by the helmet strap, she pulls me down to her level.
“O-ow fuck, I feel like you don’t understand how short you are sometimes.”
Scoffing at me she shakes her head.
“I’m only 5’1” ya cunt, now where the fuck were you?”
“I-i slept over with my new boyfriend.”
Loosening her grip, I’m able to straighten myself out as she looks at me wide-eyed.
“What?”
“Nothing just didn’t know you were gay mate.”
“YOU DIDN’T KNOW WHEN ALL I TALK ABOUT IS MY COWORKER!?!!”
“I THOUGHT HE’S THE ONLY OTHER EMPLOYEE AT YOUR STUPID… JOB, THING!!!”
“I’M A GODDAMN MECHANIC!!!”
“LITERALLY NOT THE POINT, YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND…”
Checking side to side, like anyone cares, she steps to me closer and talks quietly.
“...so who is it?”
“Remember that coworker?”
“YOU PULLED HIM!?!!’
“Well, he pulled me but at least I got him.”
“Did you…”
Making an ‘ok’ sign, she sticks her finger in to symbolize sex.
“NO!!!! A-at least not yet, he did um… rub one outta me this morning.”
“Explains the marks on your neck.”
Instinctively I cover my neck where Mako kissed me.
“WHAT!?!!”
Smiling wide, Witch giggles at me.
“Hehehe, don’t worry it’s not too bad. Guarantee they’ll go away in a few days. I’m sure a couple of hickeys won’t debilitate you.”
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Running over as fast as possible, I slid just to the porch like how a race car drifts a corner, kicking up a cloud of dust behind me. Walking in I take off my shoes and just stand at the door awkwardly.
"Sit down Jamison, I'm just fixing you up a bowl"
The table is wide and tall with steep chairs to accommodate Mako’s big size. I’m practically a little kid who was finally allowed to sit at the adult table instead of the high chair.
"S-so um, Mako what's for grub?"
Pouring something into a bowl, his big hands handling everything with care. His expression focused, he must've put a shit ton of effort into this meal. When Mako is finished filling the bowl, he walks over to me and places the bowl down. With his big frame looming over me I can feel my mouth getting dry, my heart racing as he draws closer. My soul carnally craves every fiber of his being all over me.
"Want anything to drink?"
"U-uh yeah, water is fine."
I look into the bowl, stew? Swirling my finger into the mixture and taste it.
"O-oh fuck."
"What? Is something wrong?"
"THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOD WHAT THE FUCK!!!!"
Standing from my oversized chair to look inside the bowl, eyes fixated, unable to comprehend the hot soothing sensation in my mouth. Mako slides over my cup of water while placing a bun in the stew.
"WHAT IS THIS!?"
"Use your inside voice and sit down then I'll tell you. Also, your spoon is right there, use it."
Seated in my chair, desperately needing the knowledge on why this stew is so good!!!
"Want me to get you some pillows to sit on or something? You look quite small."
"Yeah, sure."
Before I could say anything, he already got 2 pillows. Rinsing only my butt to let him put the pillows down, the smell of Mako’s cologne overwhelms my senses. Next thing I know my hand on his head, running my fingers through his soft silver hair.
"J-Jamison…you’re um…"
“...Mako!!! I-i um, I’m sorry!!! I was in a haze then suddenly-”
“Pfft it’s fine, just caught me by surprise. A warning next time would be nice.”
"Well um, your hair is soft. What hair products do you use?"
He stands up and looks away blushing under his mask.
"Just… whatever is on clearance."
Sitting across from each other, the table and chairs don't affect Mako’s size. Looks like an average person, he must've got these custom or something.
"So what's in the stew?"
"I had some leftover tofu and I made some stew out of it. Threw in celery, carrots, peas, basil, brown sugar and simmered it on low heat for the day."
"Wait, you're vegan?"
"Not exactly, just went through a vegan phase. B-but I try to find meat that is ethically sourced but sometimes I get some fast food or buy a steak from the grocery store that's on sale."
"Hmmm."
The need to keep devouring my stew is overtaking me, it's so fucking amazing!!! It's like how in the movies, mothers make heartwarming meals. My entire body feels warmed, has Mako always been such a good cook?
"So Jamison, how do you see our relationship?"
With a dazed expression, I perk up from my dinner.
Otis Driftwood from House of 1000 Corpses has been given
✅ 5 smashes
❌ 4 passes
🫃 1 pregnancy
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LGBTQ+ FRIENDLY!!! 18+ ONLY!!!
Hello and thank you for reading this. This is a fresh as spring community with empty seats ready to be filled.
What is our purpose? To bring together male lovers who have the strangest "hear me outs", crippling father issues, or just want some people to hangout with.
What are your requirements? Please please please be +18, if we suspect otherwise we will privately request for verification. Sure all the signs read as gay male centered but if you enjoy this server if you are not gay or male. All respectful people are welcome, please keep in mind this is a public server and no disrespect will be tolerated.
All these sound appealing? Click the join button today!!!
I literally made my own merch of Hody Jones because I didn't want my gold fish brain to forget him. And hopefully I remember to make more in the future
Don't mess with us Hody Jones fans, there's like 10 of us and we're ..... something idk feral I guess
No one in Gotham:
Not even the Joker:
Two-face, the moment he sees Bruce: "Brucie, sit on my faces!"
EVERY ONE GRAB A STRAW AND START SUCKING! WE CAN STILL SAVE HIM!!!!
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“Yeah but uuuuuuggggghhhh gaaahhhh bleehhhh, such a fuckin pain to start.”
We enter the customer service area, which is also the main entrance but that doesn’t matter, and the lady who owns the Hyundai Sonata sits in the row of chairs set up along the entry doorway. Both Holland and I slouch against the front desk to spit her the news. With his arms crossed, Holland looks solemnly at the lady.
"Excuse me, ma'am, do you have anyone to pick you up?”
Petrified, the woman's eyes widen as she touches her hair, stroking it like a cat.
“W-why? What seems to be the problem, sir?
“Your car ran out of blinker fluid. Ow-”
My cocky smile was wiped off by Holland cocking me in the back of my noggin.
“Don’t mind him, ma’am, your car has traces of water mixed with your oil.
Halting her strokes, she tightly grasps her hair.
"O-oh gosh, that's terrible, I recently took my car to get an oil change. I had a bad feeling when I had to pay around 16000-"
Unslouching, my face twists in absolute horror as I grab my head.
"16000 DOLLARS!? FOR AN OIL CHANGE!?"
The lady looks at me annoyed, shooting daggers with her eyes.
"Rupees…"
Sliding my hands off my head, they still linger in the air as I stare at her concerned.
“Like the jewels from Legend of Zelda? No fuckin way they charged you the currency of Hyrule!!!”
Gritting her teeth, she’s pissed off.
“...the currency of India.”
Standing my whole body straight, I look away deeply embarrassed.
"Sorry..."
Holland takes control of the conversation and hands a clipboard to the lady.
"Here, just write your name and phone number at the bottom. This is going to be pocket gouging since we could be replacing a lot of rusted parts, if not the whole engine. So if you need any help paying, I can stick in a couple of dollars. By the way, you never answered if you have a ride or not."
Taking a deep breath, she takes a minute to answer while she writes her information on the clipboard.
"I can call an Uber driver so I have a ride. I also have the money to cover the parts so that’s no sweat."
A sigh of relief escapes me as I leave to start working on the car. She might think I’m some rude jerk off but I still give a damn about her.
Unsure of where to start, I take out a wrench set and try to decide which one to take while Holland strolls in. Lifting my head, I turn to face him.
"So what's her name sir?"
"Satya Vaswani."
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