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My heart is chained to yours; a Junkrat and Roadhog fanfiction

Chapter 5

Preview

"Oh Junkenstein-"

“AH!!!”

Flinging my arms in the air, I accidentally spill punch on the grey carpet.

“Aw fuck, hey Witch, make a damn noise next time so I don’t end up staining the carpet.”

Leaning down to clean the carpet, Witch stops me.

“Doesn’t matter, there's someone I’m excited for you to meet.”

Gesturing behind herself, a black woman with glowing orange sunshine skin leans forward with her hands behind her back. We all stare in silence, unsure if anything is supposed to happen. Annoyed, Witch nudges the girl with her elbow.

“Come on Sunflower, introduce yourself.”

The girl sits up straight, her bright blue eyes wide.

“Oh, I thought you were introducing me.”

“Well you thought wrong, come on you’re a big girl. Can’t possibly be that challenging, roight?”

Chuckling as she covers her mouth, the girl shoves Witch’s head with ease as she’s about taller than Witch but shorter than me.

“Ayy alright, alright hahaha. My name is Sunflower, I’m from London and have been living with Witch for… a few months? Yeah.”

“Ohhh London Ohio or London Ontario?”

Everyone stares at me with their mouths agape. Except Mako, he has a mask on. Dumbfounded Sunflower pushes her long wavey hair back, dyed orange on the top of her head and changing to purple halfway down.

“U-um, London England?”

“OOOOOOOHHHHHHH FUCK MATE!!!”

“Haha well, I guess that's an easy mistake to make.”

Slowly her eyes look at my costume up and down, as if to take her time pondering.

“Are you…a veterinarian?”

“Oh what, Mako here is my big green mutt?”

Pointing my thumb behind me to Mako, it catches him a bit off guard as he holds two plates of party snacks.

“Hm? What are you guys talking about?”

Mako focuses his attention on the conversation as he hands me a plate of food. The purple paper plate has a row of crackers along the edge with cheese and meat to complete the circle. In the center, there is a pile of pretzel sticks and a green vanilla cupcake. Instantly Mako takes the treat from my hand and sets it back down on the plate.

“Come on Jamison, you’re gonna be drinking your face off so eat smartly.”

“Siiiigh, ok mate. But only cause it’s you saying it.”

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My Heart Is Chained To Yours ; A Junkrat X Roadhog Fanfiction

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saw v to me is just a huge allegory for being gay idc. strahm at all times going insane over hoffman, obsessing over him at every waking hour, fucking talking to himself in empty rooms as if he was there with him, going to the places he might've killed at, literally abandoning all his rational judgement and thinking just for the possibility of getting his hands on him, his final words to hoffman being "i know who you are" while hoffman is in a literal glass coffin???

plus, the way hoffman as a character has to deal with his two worlds: working as a detective and being a jigsaw apprentice. him having to put on a mask of normalcy, only really being himself when is working with john. him having this consistent and innate fear of being "caught". and the way he can't bring himself to look at strahm's death!! also, you cannot tell me hoffman’s dick didn’t immediately stand up when he saw that strahm managed to escape his trap. he wanted that cookie so effing bad.

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My heart is chained to yours; a Junkrat and Roadhog fanfiction

Chapter 8

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Running over as fast as possible, I slid just to the porch like how a race car drifts a corner, kicking up a cloud of dust behind me. Walking in I take off my shoes and just stand at the door awkwardly.

"Sit down Jamison, I'm just fixing you up a bowl"

The table is wide and tall with steep chairs to accommodate Mako’s big size. I’m practically a little kid who was finally allowed to sit at the adult table instead of the high chair.

"S-so um, Mako what's for grub?"

Pouring something into a bowl, his big hands handling everything with care. His expression focused, he must've put a shit ton of effort into this meal. When Mako is finished filling the bowl, he walks over to me and places the bowl down. With his big frame looming over me I can feel my mouth getting dry, my heart racing as he draws closer. My soul carnally craves every fiber of his being all over me.

"Want anything to drink?"

"U-uh yeah, water is fine."

I look into the bowl, stew? Swirling my finger into the mixture and taste it.

"O-oh fuck."

"What? Is something wrong?"

"THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOD WHAT THE FUCK!!!!"

Standing from my oversized chair to look inside the bowl, eyes fixated, unable to comprehend the hot soothing sensation in my mouth. Mako slides over my cup of water while placing a bun in the stew.

"WHAT IS THIS!?"

"Use your inside voice and sit down then I'll tell you. Also, your spoon is right there, use it."

Seated in my chair, desperately needing the knowledge on why this stew is so good!!!

"Want me to get you some pillows to sit on or something? You look quite small."

"Yeah, sure."

Before I could say anything, he already got 2 pillows. Rinsing only my butt to let him put the pillows down, the smell of Mako’s cologne overwhelms my senses. Next thing I know my hand on his head, running my fingers through his soft silver hair.

"J-Jamison…you’re um…"

“...Mako!!! I-i um, I’m sorry!!! I was in a haze then suddenly-”

“Pfft it’s fine, just caught me by surprise. A warning next time would be nice.”

"Well um, your hair is soft. What hair products do you use?"

He stands up and looks away blushing under his mask.

"Just… whatever is on clearance."

Sitting across from each other, the table and chairs don't affect Mako’s size. Looks like an average person, he must've got these custom or something.

"So what's in the stew?"

"I had some leftover tofu and I made some stew out of it. Threw in celery, carrots, peas, basil, brown sugar and simmered it on low heat for the day."

"Wait, you're vegan?"

"Not exactly, just went through a vegan phase. B-but I try to find meat that is ethically sourced but sometimes I get some fast food or buy a steak from the grocery store that's on sale."

"Hmmm."

The need to keep devouring my stew is overtaking me, it's so fucking amazing!!! It's like how in the movies, mothers make heartwarming meals. My entire body feels warmed, has Mako always been such a good cook?

"So Jamison, how do you see our relationship?"

With a dazed expression, I perk up from my dinner.

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